It began with a denunciation of the Little Englander. At that period
one heard, perhaps, more of the Little Englander than one does
nowadays--which to some people's way of thinking is a pity. The Little
Englander (according to Paul) was a purblind creature, with political
vision ice-bound by the economic condition of the labouring classes in
Great Britain. The Little Englander had no sense of patriotism. The
Little Englander had no sense of Empire. He had no sense of India,
Australia, Canada. He had no sense of foreign nations' jealousy of
England's secular supremacy. He had a distinct idea, however, of three
nationalities; those of Ireland, Scotland and Wales. The inhabitants of
those three small nations took peculiar pains to hammer that idea into
his head. But of England he had no conception save as a mere
geographical expression, a little bit of red on a map of Europe, a
vague place where certain sections of the population clamoured for-much
pay and little work. His dream was a parochial Utopia where the Irish
peasant, the Welsh farmer and the Scottish crofter should live in
luxury, and when these were satisfied, the English operative should
live in moderate comfort. The Little Englander, in his insensate
altruism, dreamed of these three nations entirely independent of
England, except in the trivial matter of financial support. He wanted
Australia, Canada, South Africa, to sever their links from him and take
up with America, Germany, Switzerland--anybody so long as they did not
interfere with his gigantic scheme for providing tramps in Cromarty
with motor cars and dissolute Welsh shepherds with champagne. As for
India, why not give it up to a benign native government which would
depend upon the notorious brotherly love between Hindoo and Mussulman?
If Russia, foolish, unawakened Russia, took possession of it, what
would it matter to the miner of Merthyr Tydvil? As for England,
provided such a country existed, she would be perfectly happy. The rich
would provide for the poor--and what did anyone want further? Paul took
up the Little Englander in his arms and tossed him in the air, threw
him on the ground and jumped upon him. He cast his mutilated fragments
with rare picturesqueness upon a Guy Fawkes bonfire. The audience
applauded vociferously. He waited with a gay smile for silence,
scanning them closely for the first time; and suddenly the smile faded
from his face. In the very centre of the third row sat two people who
did not applaud. They were Barney Bill and Jane.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account