"I see what you're driving at," said the agent. "Our opponent
undoubtedly has been making free with the name of the Almighty in his
speeches. As a matter of fact he's rather crazy on the subject. I don't
think it would be a bad move to make a special reference to it. It's
all damned hypocrisy. There's a chap in the old French play--what's his
name?"
"Tartuffe."
"That's it. Well, there you are. That speech of his yesterday--now why
don't you take it and wring religiosity and hypocrisy and Tartuffism
out of it? You know how to do that sort of thing. You can score
tremendously. I never thought of it before. By George! you can get him
in the neck if you like."
"But I don't like," said Paul. "I happen to know that Mr. Finn is
sincere in his convictions."
"But, my dear sir, what does his supposed sincerity matter in political
contest?"
"It's the difference between dirt and cleanliness," said Paul.
"Besides, as I told you at the outset, Mr. Finn and I are close
personal friends, and I have the highest regard for his character. He
has seen that his side has scrupulously refrained from personalities
with regard to me, and I insist on the same observance with regard to
him."
"With all due deference to you, Mr. Savelli, you were called only the
day before yesterday 'the spoiled darling of Duchesses' boudoirs.'"
"It wasn't with Mr. Finn's cognizance. I've found that out."
"Well," said the agent, leaning back-in the luxurious limousine, "I
don't see why somebody, without your cognizance, shouldn't call Mr.
Finn the spoiled minion of the Almighty's ante-chamber. That's a
devilish good catch-phrase," he added, starting forward in the joy of
his newborn epigram: "Devilish good. 'The spoiled minion of the
Almighty's ante-chamber.' It'll become historical."
"If it does," said Paul, "it will be associated with the immediate
retirement of the Conservative candidate."
"Do you really mean that?"
It was Paul's turn to start forward. "My dear Wilson," said he, "if you
or anybody else thinks I'm a man to talk through his hat, I'll retire
at once. I don't care a damn about myself. Not a little tuppenny damn.
What the devil does it matter to me whether I get into Parliament or
not? Nothing. Not a tuppenny damn. You can't understand. It's the party
and the country. For myself, personally, the whole thing can go to
blazes. I'm in earnest, dead earnest," he continued, with a vehemence
incomprehensible to Wilson. "If anybody doesn't think so, I'll clear
out at once"--he snapped his fingers. "But while I'm candidate
everything I say I mean. I mean it intensely--with all my soul. And I
say that if there's a single insulting reference to Mr. Finn during
this election, you'll be up against the wreck of your own political
career."
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