“Ay, ladies and gintlemin, Billy Traynor is takin' his 'farewell
benefit;' he's not humbuggin'. I 'm not like them chaps that's always
positively goin', but stays on at the unanimous request of the whole
world. No; I'm really goin' to leave you.”
“What for? Where to, Billy?” broke from a number of voices together.
“I 'll tell ye,” said he,--“at least so far as I can tell; because it
would n't be right nor decent to 'print the whole of the papers for
the house,' as they say in parliamint. I 'm going abroad with the young
lord; we are going to improve our minds, and cultivate our janiuses, by
study and foreign travel. We are first to settle in Germany, where we
're to enter a University, and commince a coorse of modern tongues,
French, Sweadish, and Spanish; imbibin' at the same time a smatterin' of
science, such as chemistry, conchology, and the use of the globes.”
“Oh dear! oh dear!” murmured the meeting, in wonder and admiration.
“I 'm not goin' to say that we 'll neglect mechanics, metaphysics, and
astrology; for we mane to be cosmonopolists in knowledge. As for myself,
ladies and gintlemin, it's a proud day that sees me standin' here to
say these words. I, that was ragged, without a shoe to my foot,--without
breeches,--never mind, I was, as the poet says, _nudus nummis ac
vestimentis_,--
“'I have n't sixpence in my pack,
I have n't small clothes to my back.'
carryin' the bag many a weary mile, through sleet and snow, for six
pounds tin per annum, and no pinsion for wounds or superannuation; and
now I 'm to be--it is n't easy to say what--to the young lord a spacies
of humble companion,--not maniai, do you mind, nothing manial; what
the Latins called a __famulus, which was quite a different thing from
a _servus_. The former bein' a kind of domestic adviser, a
deputy-assistant, monitor-general, as a body might say. There, now, if
I discoorsed for a month, I could n't tell you more about myself and my
future prospects. I own to you that I 'm proud of my good luck, and I
would n't exchange it to be Emperor of Jamaica, or King of the Bahamia
Islands.”
If we have been prolix in our office of reporter to Billy Traynor,
our excuse is that his discourse will have contributed so far to the
reader's enlightenment as to save us the task of recapitulation. At the
same time, it is but justice to the accomplished orator that we should
say we have given but the most meagre outline of an address which, to
use the newspaper phrase, “occupied three hours in the delivery.” The
truth was, Billy was in vein; the listeners were patient, the punch
strong: nor is it every speaker who has had the good fortune of such
happy accessories.
CHAPTER XIX. THE CASCINE AT FLORENCE
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