The Fortunes of Hector O'Halloran, and His Man, Mark Antony O'TooleMaxwell, W. H. (William Hamilton)
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The Fortunes of Hector O'Halloran, and His Man, Mark Antony O'Toole
Maxwell, W. H. (William Hamilton)
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Vell, yer vorchip--ye sees I tells nothin but vots true--I was joggin
on by a lonely road, and who overtakes me but this young voman, and
that’ere chap in the welveteen fie-for-shames. I twigged them, yer
vorchip, at once; for he’s von of the swell mob, and she no better than
she ought to be. Vell, they fastens themselves upon me for a while,
until I sits down upon a ditch to rest myself, and ged rid on’em. Vell,
down she pops upon my knee and asks me for a trifle, while her pal
comes behind, and draws me clean as a whistle. I tries to grip my purse,
but--he’s a milling cove, yer vorchip--and in he pops his bunch of
fives, darkens this here bye, and laves me flat upon my back. Off they
goes like winky--and when I comes to myself, neither robber nor voman
was to be seen.”
The easy audacity with which the Hebrew impostor detailed the
particulars of the alleged robbery, actually paralyzed the accused.
The sergeant looked confounded; the student shook his head; and the
rat-catcher alone listened with incredulity, and preserved his faith
unshaken. As to the worthy justice, no doubt of the fosterer’s guilt
remained upon his mind; and all that puzzled him was, whether he could
safely convict the girl as an accomplice. The fatal order to issue the
mittimus was on his lips, when the Israelite addressed himself to “the
king’s poor esquire,” and, as it appeared, it was mercifully in arrest
of judgment.
“In speaking a few words to the worthy beak, I mean his vorchipful
honour, I hopes the veakness of my caracter will be excused, vich vos in
bein too tender-hearted from the werry eradel. I vould’nt jist wish to
have the girl clapped under the screw, nor even that’ere chap should be
lagged for life, though he’s fly to everything, from thimble-riggin to
wilful murder. So, as the blunt’s got, if yer honour will let the voman
off, and only shop the cove as stole the purse for the trifle of a
fortnight, I’ll not insist on prosecution.”
While the unblushing Jew was delivering his humane appeal, the fosterer
grew pale with rage, the girl red with indignation. There appeared
nothing but “warder and fetters for the Graeme” as the justice was in
the very act of affixing his sign-manual to the committal, when lo!
a change came over the scene--the sound was heard of wheels stopped
suddenly--and next moment, a young man, in a sailor’s dress, sprang
into the room, and exclaiming, “Julia, my lost one, have I found
thee!”--folded the wanderer in his arms, and pressed her ardently to
his heart. On the girl, the appearance of the stranger seemed to have
produced emotions of greater violence; she uttered a wild shriek,
fainted on the sailor’s breast, and was borne by her new protector in a
state of insensibility from the hall of justice.
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