The Fortunes of Hector O'Halloran, and His Man, Mark Antony O'TooleMaxwell, W. H. (William Hamilton)
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The Fortunes of Hector O'Halloran, and His Man, Mark Antony O'Toole
Maxwell, W. H. (William Hamilton)
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“I peeped quietly through the windy, an’ there was sittin’ the ould
villin two-double over a few coals upon the hearth--for he begrudged
himself a dacent fire--and two women were spinnin’ in the corner. A
dog that came out of the barn knew me to be strange, and set up
the bark.--‘What’s that Cusdhu’s ** growlin’ at?’ said ould Maley,
sharply--‘Go out, Brideeine, and see.’ I lifts the latch, and quietly
steps in. ‘There’s no occasion, Mister Maley,’ says I. ‘It’s an ould
friend who was passin’ the road, and dropped in to ask ye how ye were.’
The women gave a squall, and I thought the miser would have dropped
out of the chair where he was sittin.’ ‘Girls,’ says I, ‘I’ll stand no
nonsense. Ye have heard of Johnny Gibbons, I suppose.’ Both dropt upon
their knees, and Maley began to cross himself.--‘Up with ye,’ says I.
‘Go into that room, and if ather you brathe a whisper that would waken
the cat, I’ll drive a ball thro’ ach o’ye.”
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“The divil a delay they made; but away they stole, and closed the door
after them. Well, I laid the gun upon the dresser, drew a stool, an’
sits down fornent the miser. ‘Arrah, bad luck attend ye for an ould
thief,’ says I; ‘hav’n’t ye the manners to ask a man who has come ten
miles to see ye, whether he has a mouth or not?’ ‘Oh! Mister Gibbons,
jewel, it was all a forget on my part. There’s a bottle of licker in the
cupboard.’ ‘An’ the curse of Cromwell on ye!’ says I; ‘de ye think it’s
me that’s goin’ to attend myself?--Brideeine--tell the ould woman to go
to bed, an’ come out an’ wait upon your betters,--come out, I say--or
maybe yeer waitin’ for me to fetch ye?’ Out she comes, shakin’ like a
dog in a wet sack, brings the whisky, and fills a glass. ‘Now, light a
dacent candle--keep your rush-light for other company--an’ be off with
ye. Here’s yeer health, Mister Maley,’ says I; ‘the divil a better
poteeine crossed my lips this twelvemonth. An’ now for bisnis. Step down
to the room with me, if ye plase.’ ‘Arrah,’ says he, ‘what de ye want
there?’ I niver answered him, but took out a pistol carelessly from my
coat pocket, opened the pan, shook the primin’, and looked at the
flint. ‘Christ stan’ between us an’ harm! what are ye about?’ says he.
‘Nothing,’ says I; ‘only that I always see if the tools are in proper
order before they’r wanted.
* A sanguinary scoundrel, hanged after the Irish
rebellion, whose name is still a terror to the peasantry.
** Cusdhu, literally blackfoot, although many a white-footed
cur is so called--the Irish peasantry considering that name
a lucky one.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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