The Fortunes of Hector O'Halloran, and His Man, Mark Antony O'TooleMaxwell, W. H. (William Hamilton)
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The Fortunes of Hector O'Halloran, and His Man, Mark Antony O'Toole
Maxwell, W. H. (William Hamilton)
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Sibby Byrn saw him thrust these d____d papers under the gate, and then
cut over the bog as if the divil was at his heels. Well--small blame to
him for runnin’--for, by all that’s beautiful, if I had gripped him, he
would have gone back to the villain that employs him, lighter by both
lugs. Sit down, Shemus. Izzy Blake, fill the boy a glass.” And then he
began, poor ould gentleman, askin’ me about the dogs; but before I could
answer him, he gave a sigh. “Arrah,” says he, “what need I be talkin’
about dogs, when, after November next, the divil a four-footed baste
will be left upon Killcrogher, good nor bad!”
“Something must be done immediately,” said the priest. “If they
foreclose the mortgage, and get a recaver on the estate, we’re done
for.”
“If we could only raise five thousand to pay that cursed claim, we might
stave off the other things till some good luck would turn up,” said the
driver.
Sir Thomas sighed. Troth, an enemy would have pitied him!
“Arrah, Izzy Blake--that day will never come! Don’t talk of good luck,
that’s over with me,” says he. “O Lord! to be baten by Peter Daly--and
his grandmother before him, keepin’ a huxtery in Loughrea--and then to
be hunted home afterwards, like a tithe-proctor! It’s enough to drive a
man to drink, or make a quaker kick his own mother.”
You see, Mark, (observed the captain, in explanation,) the ould master
had stood for the county. Well, from the time he came into possession of
the estate, of course, Sir Thomas was like his father, a Sunday man and
as he couldn’t meet the sheriff openly at the election, what the divil
does he do, but he sits out in a boat, where he could hear how things
were goin’ on, and give orders to the tenants. The Lord sees, the
cratures did all they could for a good master as he was. Didn’t they
kidnap the electors, tare down the booths, burn Peter Daly’s talley-room
teetotally,--and throw a jaunting car, with six voters, clane over the
bridge--horse, driver, and all! And what more; could they do? The money
bate us in the long-run; and it was well Sir Thomas wasn’t taken into
the bargain--for the bailiffs chased him to the very gates. No wonder
then, poor ould gentleman, that the very name of the election put him
always into a rage.
* In olden time, Irish gentlemen found it occasionally
convenient to rest from their labours for six days, and only
exhibit their persons on the seventh.
“Never mind,” said the priest, striving to say something pleasant, and
comfort the ould master; “it’s a long lane that wants a turn--and
luck will come at last. There’s yer two sisters, Sir Thomas--the best
catholics in Connemara, and ready to travel any moment that they’re
wanted--if the Lord would only mercifully take them to himself. Indeed,
they’re too good for this wicked world--and they would be far snugger in
the next.”
“Divil a chance there,” says Sir Thomas; “they’re the very counterpart
of their mother--the Lord be good to her! an she lived to ninety-seven.”
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