The Fortunes of Hector O'Halloran, and His Man, Mark Antony O'TooleMaxwell, W. H. (William Hamilton)
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The Fortunes of Hector O'Halloran, and His Man, Mark Antony O'Toole
Maxwell, W. H. (William Hamilton)
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
How much soever the fosterer might have been flattered into a temporary
flirtation by the declared preference of a pretty woman, still, true
to the _cantatrice_ and plighted faith, he declined the offer. But Mrs.
Spicer was not easily to be refused; and considering that charms might
do much, but money more, she added that inducement. Taking a key from
her bosom, she proceeded to unlock a strong cupboard built into the
Avail of the apartment, and, from external appearances, formed for a
place of security.
“This,” she said, “is the place the ould fellow keeps his cash in--and
may be ye’ll be after askin’, how I came by the key?--Feaks, an’ I’ll
tell ye.--You see, Spicer used to get mixed when any of the lodgers
would stand the liker--and we had a cracksman over-head, and he was
so smart a young man, and so obligin’! Well, I picks the ould file’s
pocket, an’ he blind drunk; and, before he woke again, Sam Parkins had
fitted this one to the lock. Poor Sam!--he was a spicy cove not like the
dark sneaking body-snatcher that came after him.’Gad, I’m half afeerd to
go up the stairs at night, for fear I would tumble over a stiff-un in
a sack, as I did last Tuesday comm late from Con Halligin’s
house-warmin’.” As she spoke, she applied the key, while the fosterer
was lost between feelings of astonishment and disgust.
“Stop! What are you doing?” he exclaimed. But the deed was already done,
and Mr. Spicer’s treasury feloniously opened to inspection. From this
depositary, his faithless spouse produced a small box; and on lifting
the lid, the fosterer perceived that it contained a number of bank
notes, with money in every variety of coinage, being the produce of that
worthy gentleman’s long and industrious life. The lady looked at her
intended lover with a smile of triumph--
“You see, Mark dear, I won’t go to you empty-handed.”
“Whose property is that?” inquired the fosterer, suspiciously.
“Whose but the ould screw’s,” returned the lady. “Say but the word, and,
Mark, every shilling shall be yours.”
“What! would you rob? and rob your husband too?” ^
“Ay, and not leave the ould rogue a mag to bless himself upon,” returned
the unblushing offender.
“Let me out!” exclaimed the indignant fosterer. “By heaven! I should
fear if I remained longer that the roof would fall!”
“Stay, Mark darline”--and Mrs. Spicer endeavoured to arrest the escape
of her refractory admirer. “Where will you get one that loves you so
tenderly, and that will bring you such a lump of money into the bargain
as myself?”
“And how is that money to be gotten?” returned the fosterer,
indignantly. “By the worst robbery of all--the plunder of a husband by
the woman who should stick to him to the death!”
“Stay, just and hear me.”
“Not another minute!” exclaimed Mark Antony. “Every moment I remain
here, I feel as if I were giving encouragement to a thief.”
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