The Fortunes of Hector O'Halloran, and His Man, Mark Antony O'TooleMaxwell, W. H. (William Hamilton)
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The Fortunes of Hector O'Halloran, and His Man, Mark Antony O'Toole
Maxwell, W. H. (William Hamilton)
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Ignorant of the occasion of his absence, I inquired the causes from my
quondam friend, and learned that the absent gentleman had gone up to
head-quarters with certain regimental returns; and that his reappearance
had been eagerly expected, to ascertain what reliance might be placed
in the rumoured intelligence that an earlier commencement of field
operations might be looked for than the season could be supposed to
warrant. Peter Crotty, however, did not appear; an hour passed--the said
Peter was cursed and envied according to the mood of the individual;
it being universally resolved, that he, Peter, had popped into some
hospitable cantonary, and got drunk for the honour of the service.
“Lord! what a congregation of lies Peter will have to get rid of in the
morning,” said the captain of grenadiers.
“I beg your pardon--he’ll deliver himself of the cargo in a shorter
time--for that’s his cough, for a hundred!” responded a light-bob.
The lieutenant’s ear was correct; for in a few moments the denounced
absentee modestly presented himself.
Had our meeting been in Kanischatka, I should have claimed Peter for
a countryman at first sight. He was a stout, well-timbered fellow, of
soldierly setting-up, and, as far as appearance went, perfectly content
with himself, and at peace with all the world. To say that he was drunk,
would not be true; to assert him sober, might have raised a controverted
question: but leave it to the most charitable, and they would freely
admit that Peter Crotty, in Connemara parlance, “had been looking at
somebody drinking.”
“Arrrah, astore!” observed Mr. Philbin; “may the divil be your
welcome! Here have we been waiting these six hours, expecting a little
news--while you, no doubt, have visited every wine-house between our
quarters and Frenada. By this book!” and Captain Philbin raised a horn
drinking-vessel devoutly to his lips, “I’ve a mind to report you in the
morning to Sir Lowry.”
“Never listen to him, Peter,” observed the grenadier; “you must be
thirsty after your long ride.--Put that down your neck first, give us
some fresh intelligence afterwards, and stick as close to the truth as
you can conveniently.” And he presented to the new-comer a nondescript
tin vessel, filled to the brim with wine.
Peter Crotty had really been thirsty; for he turned down the cup to the
very bottom.
“Arrah--what kept ye, Peter?” inquired the first speaker.
“What kept me?--Why, business, and Lord Wellington.”
“Nonsense!”--
“It’s true. Divil a one of me could get away, good nor bad?”
“Any thing wrong in the returns?” inquired the grenadier.
“Oh, sorra thing; for he gave us the height of applause.”
“Did the aide-de-camp tell you so?” asked a listener.
“What aide-de-camp?--Don’t I tell ye it was himself?” observed
Lieutenant Crotty.
“Himself? Arrah--the divil an eye ye laid upon him, unless ye happened
to see him lighting off his horse,” observed Captain Philbin.
Peter Crotty answered this remark by a look of silent contempt.
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