The Fortunes of Hector O'Halloran, and His Man, Mark Antony O'TooleMaxwell, W. H. (William Hamilton)
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The Fortunes of Hector O'Halloran, and His Man, Mark Antony O'Toole
Maxwell, W. H. (William Hamilton)
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Barney, obedient to the orders of his chief, made a general jail
delivery. The nymph as she glided out, acknowledged the favour conferred
by dropping a graceful curtsey as she passed “the seat of justice;” the
fiddler as he hopped across the floor, dutifully ducked his head, and
bade a “good night to his Honour;” but the sailor, reckless of the
merciful interposition which had restored him to liberty, and freed him
from all liability incurred for broken glass, consigned all and every in
the watch-house to a climate much hotter than the West Indies, for which
ungrateful and irreligious proceeding, he received a momentum in the
door-way which enabled him, “in double quick,” to reach the opposite
curb-stone. The hatch was thereupon safely locked, and Mr. Bradley again
addressed his brother officials:--
“There’s more beside that’s vexin’ me, boys. I hear they are goin’ to
overhawl us--and sorra a turn, good or bad, that happens through the
night, but must be entered in black and white. Feaks! I thought myself
yesterday, that something was in the wind, for the magistrates were as
short with me as cat’s-hair; and that divil, Artur French, was nearly
hobblin’ me fairly. ‘Who’s this Artur French?’ says Mr. Jones.
“‘Ah, then,’ says I, ‘it’s himself that’s a raal gintleman. Sure, wasn’t
his father Ulick French, of French Hall, and his mother’ ------ --------
‘Don’t bother me about his mother,’ says he, mad as a hatter; ‘Who
is he? what is he?’--‘A collegian, plase ye’r honour.’--‘Ay, and a
promising disciple he is, if I may judge,’ says he, ‘by your watch-book.
Why, he’s wid ye, Mr. Bradley, three times a week. The next time he pays
you a visit, I beg you’ll be good enough to introduce him to me.’”
“Troth; and ye won’t,” observed one of the guard of honour at the
fire-place, as he leisurely recharged his _dudheine_; “he’ll blarney
ye, and git away wid the ould story of both ye’r mothers being Roscommon
women.”
“I wish the Lord would send in a dacent customer, any how, that could
pay his way,” said a second charlie: “if iver I was drier in my life!”
“Feaks!” observed the third, “and it’s myself that has got a cobweb in
my throat. But, whisht! boys--look out there! Who knows our luck yet?”
Up jumped one of the smokers, and craning his head over the hatch,
communicated the gratifying intelligence that the patrol were coming up
with divers delinquents in close custody. The charlies pocketed their
pipes, Mr. Bradley mounted his spectacles, while the shuffling of feet,
and an uproar of many voices talking and arguing at their highest
pitch, joined to the maudlin singing of a noisy drunkard, announced the
immediate approach of a detachment of a body whom poor Burns dreaded and
denounced--
“That black banditti--the city guard.”
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