The Fortunes of Hector O'Halloran, and His Man, Mark Antony O'TooleMaxwell, W. H. (William Hamilton)
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The Fortunes of Hector O'Halloran, and His Man, Mark Antony O'Toole
Maxwell, W. H. (William Hamilton)
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Arrah!” returned the burly widow, “don’t vex ye’rself about him: ye’r
safe wid me--the devil a toe he’ll venture to put near my room. Ye’r
tired, _avourneein_; and come away to ye’r-bed: and if you, Mr. O’Toole,
will jist step down and take an air of the fire below, I’ll make ye
a shake-down here as the house is crowded to the thatch.” Mark Antony
accordingly bade his companion a good night, and descended to the
kitchen, where, by a sort of common consent, the whole of the guests
had united themselves for a general jollification. The whisky now seemed
“uppermost,” and most of the party w’ere as it is termed in Ireland “the
worse of liquor;” but the hilarity was as yet undisturbed,
“And all went merry as a marriage bell.”
The worthy sergeant who, like Bardolph, was “white-livered and
red-faced,” with Pistol’s qualification of having “a killing tongue
and quiet sword,” was evidently the lion of the evening; and being a
romancer of the first magnitude, no man was better suited to fascinate
a company who took delight in listening to deeds of arms. He was
graciously pleased to reply to the inquiry of a recruit, who had
expressed a strong curiosity touching the personal appearance of
Napoleon le grand. Having bolted a dose of alcohol presented to him by a
countryman, and deposited the pewter measure on the table, the commander
thus modestly continued:--
“An’ so ye would like to know what Boney’s like? Well, the divil a man
ye would meet in a day’s walk could tell you that same thing better. He
has a regular gunpowder complexion, a look that would frighten a horse,
and whiskers you could hang your hat upon. Father Abraham’s in the
corner there--and ‘pon my conscience, honest man, ye would be the better
of a barber--are but a joke to them.” And he pointed to the Jew.
“And where did you see him?” inquired a countryman.
“Where did I see him? Where--but in Agypt,” returned the commander.
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