The Fortunes of Hector O'Halloran, and His Man, Mark Antony O'TooleMaxwell, W. H. (William Hamilton)
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The Fortunes of Hector O'Halloran, and His Man, Mark Antony O'Toole
Maxwell, W. H. (William Hamilton)
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
The countrymen seized the intended hero by one arm, the crimps held on
as doggedly by the other; and as both parties pulled stoutly, it might
have been supposed that they intended to partition the victim between
them. Pushes were succeeded by blows,--the _mêlée_ became general.--Mark
Antony joined the soldiers, the Jew sided with the countrymen, four
or five couples were actively engaged in the centre of the floor--and
divers on both sides, who, either from want of room or inclination
had abstained from a personal display, carried on a sort of guerilla
warfare, and, acting _en tirailleur_, kept up a lively discharge of
turfs and pewter measures, apparently with perfect indifference as to
whether the sculls their missiles might invade should prove Tyrian or
Trojan. While delivering a murderous blow at his opponent, a recruit,
with a sweep of his cudgel, brought down a shelf on which sundry
specimens of the fine arts had been deposited; and, in the very act of
deprecating hostilities, the commander received an erratic visit from
a three-legged stool, which destroyed his perpendicular and sent him
flying through a cupboard. The boy, small as he was, did not escape--he
was driven through his own drum-head; and that stirring instrument of
war was silenced most effectually.
But battles have their limit--men cannot fight for ever,
“The hottest steed will soonest cool;-
The fiercest day with evening closes.”
Irish rows end as quickly as they commence, and the _rookarn’n_ in the
Cock and Punch-bowl at last began to languish. Sundry who had already
figured in the fray, now cried “hold! enough!”--and others who had
saluted their mother earth still remained there recumbent, opining
that under existing circumstances, this position was the safer. Two
combatants however, still remained unsatisfied. They had sought each
other in the conflict; and now, by a sort of general consent, the floor
was abandoned by all the other belligerents, and like bulls in a
china shop, the fosterer and the Israelite were left with the arena to
themselves.
Both were influenced by a deep feeling of personal hostility. The Jew
hated (as Jews only know how to hate) because he had been rivalled and
rejected. The fosterer, more than half in love, abhorred the Israelite
for imagining aught that was injurious against the _cantatrice_ who
had elected him her knight; and further, from a pre-knowledge of Mr.
Montague’s pugilistic accomplishments, Mark Antony was dying for an
opportunity to ascertain whether his own talents in that line had not
been rather overrated, forgetting that in his own country no man is
accounted above his value--be they pugilists or prophets.
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