"Alexander Magnus. Ah! you do not know Latin, I remember. Well, King Alexander loved to bathe before his soldiers, because he was so well made, handsome and plump that they compared him to Apollo and even to Antinous." "Oh! oh! sire, you would be devilishly in the wrong to bathe before yours, for you are very thin, my poor king." "Brave Crillon, go," said Henry, striking him on the shoulder; "you are an excellent fellow, and do not flatter me; you are no courtier, my old friend." "That is why you do not invite me to breakfast," replied Crillon, laughing good-humoredly, and taking his leave quite contentedly, for the tap on the shoulder consoled him for not getting the breakfast. When he was gone, the breakfast was laid at once. The maitre d'hotel had surpassed himself. A certain partridge soup, with a purée of truffles and chestnuts, attracted the king's attention, after he had eaten some fine oysters. Thus the ordinary broth, that faithful old friend of the king's, implored vainly from its golden basin; it attracted no attention. The king began to attack the partridge soup, and was at his fourth mouthful, when a light step near him made the floor creak, and a well-known voice behind him said sharply, "A plate!" The king turned. "Chicot!" cried he. "Himself." And Chicot, falling at once into his old habits, sat down in a chair, took a plate and a fork, and began on the oysters, picking out the finest, without saying a word. "You here! you returned!" cried Henri. "Hush!" said Chicot, with his mouth full; and he drew the soup toward him. "Stop, Chicot! that is my dish." Chicot divided it equally, and gave the king back half. Then he poured himself out some wine, passed from the soup to a pâté made of tunny fish, then to stuffed crab, swallowed as a finish the royal broth, then, with a great sigh, said: "I can eat no more." "Par la mordieu! I hope not, Chicot." "Ah! good-morning, my king. How are you? You seem to me very gay this morning." "Am I not, Chicot?" "You have quite a color; is it your own?" "Parbleu!" "I compliment you on it." "The fact is, I feel very well this morning." "I am very glad of it. But have you no little tit-bits left for breakfast?" "Here are cherries preserved by the ladies of Montmartre." "They are too sweet." "Nuts stuffed with raisins." "Bah! they have left the stones in the raisins." "You are not content with anything." "Well! really, on my word, everything degenerates, even cooking, and you begin to live very badly at your court." "Do they live better at that of the king of Navarre?" "Well!--I do not say no." "Then there must be great changes." "Ah! you do not know how right you are." "Tell me about your journey! that will amuse me." "Willingly; that is what I came for. Where shall I begin?" "At the beginning. How did you make your journey?" "Oh! delightfully." "And met with no disagreeable adventures--no bad company?"