The Four-Masted Cat-Boat, and Other Truthful TalesLoomis, Charles Battell
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The Four-Masted Cat-Boat, and Other Truthful Tales
Loomis, Charles Battell
American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories, American; Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“I must have offended her. I’ve probably made a break of some kind,”
said Littlewood to himself. “How unfortunate! But I must tell her
to-night. It is now or never. She knows I never took anybody but my
mother sleigh-riding before.”
Then began a process of nerving himself to the avowal. He ground his
knees together until the bones ached. His breathing was feverish.
Finally he made bold to say: “Mildewed.” And then he stopped. He had
never called her Mildred before. He had never called her Mildewed
either, but that was accidental, and he hoped that she had not
noticed the slip.
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“I have something of the greatest importance to say to you.”
Did he imagine it, or did she nestle closer to him? He must have been
mistaken, and to show that he was quite sure he edged away from her
as much as the somewhat narrow confines of the sleigh would allow.
“What do you wish to say, Mr. Phillips?”
“Mr.” Phillips! Ah, then she was offended. To be sure, she had always
called him that, but after his last remark it must have an added
significance.
“I--er--do you like sleigh-riding?”
“Why, of course, or else I shouldn’t have come.”
Did she mean that as a slap at him? Was it only for the ride, and not
for his company, that she had come? Oh, he could never make an avowal
of love after that! He knew his place. This beautiful girl was not
for a faint-hearted caitiff like himself.
“Nun--nun--no, to be sure not. I--er--thought that was why you came.”
Mildred turned her gazelle-like eyes upon him. “I’m afraid I don’t
understand you.”
That settled it. If she didn’t understand him when he talked of
nothing in particular, he must be very blind in his utterance, and
he could never trust his tongue to carry such a heavy freight as a
declaration of love. No, there was nothing to do but postpone it.
Mildred drank in the beauty of the scenes, and wished that it were
decorous for women to propose.
Under the influence of sweet surroundings, Mildred at last said
pointedly: “Is it so that more people get engaged in winter than in
summer?”
She blushed as she spoke. It was unmaidenly, but he was such a
dear gump. Now he would declare himself. But she did not know the
capabilities for self-repression of her two-year admirer.
He said to himself: “What a slip! What a delightful slip! If I were
unprincipled I would take advantage of it and propose, but I would
bitterly reproach myself forever, whatever her answer was.”
So he said in as matter-of-fact tone as he could master when his
heart was beating his ribs like a frightened cageling: “I really
can’t answer offhand, but I’ll look it up for you.”
“Do. Write a letter to the newspaper.”
Her tones were as musical as ever, but Littlewood thought he detected
a sarcastic ring in them, and he thanked his stars that he had not
yielded to his natural desire to propose at such an inauspicious time.
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