The Four-Masted Cat-Boat, and Other Truthful TalesLoomis, Charles Battell
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The Four-Masted Cat-Boat, and Other Truthful Tales
Loomis, Charles Battell
American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories, American; Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“What was that important thing you wanted to say?” asked Miss
Farrington, after several minutes of silence, save for the hoofs and
the runners and the bells.
“Oh, it wasn’t of any importance! I mean it will keep. I--er--I was
thinking of something else.”
“I think you have gone far enough,” said she, innocently, looking
over her shoulder in the direction of home. Maybe the return would
loosen his obdurate tongue.
His heart stopped beating and lay a leaden thing in his breast. Had
he, then, gone too far? What had he said? Oh, why had he come out
with this lovely being, the mere sight of whom was enough to make one
cast all restraint to the winds and declare in thunderous tones that
he loved her?
“I think that we’d better go back,” he said, and turned so quickly
that he nearly upset the sleigh. “Your mother will be anxious.”
“Yes; when one is accountable to one’s mother one has to remember
time. I suppose it is different when one is accountable to a--”
“Father?” said Littlewood, asininely.
“No; that wasn’t the word I wanted.”
“A-a-aunt?”
Could Mildred love him if he gave many more such proofs of being an
abject idiot?
“No; husband is what I want.”
Littlewood’s brain swam. He had been tempted once too often. This
naïve girl had innocently played into his hands, and now the Rubicon
must be crossed, even if its angry waters engulfed him.
“Pardon me, Miss--er--Mildred,”--he did not say Mildewed this
time,--“if I twist your words into another meaning, but if
you--er--want a husband--do you think I would do?”
A head nestled on his shoulder, a little hand was in his, and when he
passed the Farrington mansion neither he nor she knew it.
XXXIII
MY TRUTHFUL BURGLAR
I had an experience with a burglar night before last. My family are
all away, and I have been living alone in the house, a detached
villa in New Jersey, for upward of a month. Several burglaries have
occurred in the vicinity.
Night before last I was awakened about four o’clock by a noise made
by a clicking door, and opening my eyes, I saw a smooth-faced,
determined-looking man at my bedside. I did not cry out, nor hide
under the bedclothes, nor do any of the conventional things that one
does when a burglar comes to him.
I looked at him calmly for a moment, and then I said, “How d’ do?”
An expression of surprise passed over his intelligent features, but
he said mechanically, “Pretty well, thank you. And you?”
“Oh, I’m as well as could be expected under the circumstances. Are
you the burglar who has been doing this village?”
“I am,” said he, drawing up a chair and sitting down.
“Why don’t you deny it?” I asked. I wasn’t afraid. He amused me, this
nonchalant burglar.
“Well, because I’m not ashamed of my profession, for one reason, and
mainly because I was brought up by my father to tell the truth.”
“You tell the truth, and yet you are a burglar. How can you reconcile
those facts?”
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