The Freaks of MayfairBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The Freaks of Mayfair
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
Molly Howard-Britten (the hyphen appeared this summer) had chosen for
her mascot a Member of Parliament who had lately entered the Ark of the
Cabinet, and was uncomfortable at home because his wife had an
outrageous stammer and an inordinate passion for wool-work. Mr.
Harbinger was of course a Conservative, for to the climber that
notorious body, the House of Lords, constitutes a considerable
proportion of the top of the tree, and the House of Lords is generally
supposed to be of the Tory creed. It was safer, therefore, as she looked
forward to a good deal of their society, to have a Conservative mascot.
She on her side offered a quick feminine wit to amuse him, a charming
face and manner, and really admirable food. Mrs. Harbinger came once or
twice, bringing her skeins with her, but since she disliked
dinner-parties as much as she adored worsted, it soon became common for
her husband to dine with the Howard-Brittens alone. The Howard-Brittens
spent a week-end with the Harbingers, and there Molly easily secured
three or four of his friends to dine with her on the following Friday
week. On this occasion one of them was going on to a very sumptuous
tree-top ball afterwards, and during dinner she was rung up by the
hostess who, agitated by the extreme inclemency of the night, begged her
to bring a guest or two more along with her. This was luck: Molly went,
and being a remarkably good dancer spent an evening that proved both
agreeable and profitable. By the end of the season she had got well
placed among the lower branches of the tree, and, perhaps a shade too
soon, since it is not quite so easy to be a hostess as might be
supposed, took the Brook Street house with the ball-room.
She spent a rather sleepless August with her husband at Marienbad, and
began to make her first mistakes. She gave picnics, and being in too
great a hurry to secure a crowd, secured the crowd, but unfortunately it
was the wrong one. She asked every one to come and see her when they got
back to England, but those who came were not for the most part the
singers in the top branches, but climbers like herself. This fact
vaguely dawned on her, and she determined to rectify it when, with the
assembling of Parliament in November, her mascot would be in town
again. She did rectify it, and in the rectification made things much
worse, for she gently dropped all the people she did not want, and made
herself a quantity of enemies, not interesting, splendid enemies, whose
attention it was an honour to attract, even though that attention wore a
hostile aspect, but tiresome, stupid little enemies. Then a stroke of
ill-luck, which was not at all her fault, befell her, for in January
there was a general election, the Conservatives were turned out, and
worse than that, Mr. Harbinger lost his seat. Her attempt to make her
house a rallying-spot for the vanquished party signally failed.
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