The Freaks of MayfairBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The Freaks of Mayfair
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
At the convenient hour of six, so that devotional exercises should not
interfere with tea or dinner, Vespers are celebrated with extreme
magnificence. The church blazes with lights, which shine out through
clouds of incense, and the air is sonorous with the splendour and shout
of plain-song. And at eleven (evening dress optional) is sung Compline.
Here Mr. Sandow makes a wise concession to the more Anglican section of
his flock, and the psalms are sung to rich chants by Stainer and
Havergal and the Rev. P. Henley, while the hymn is some popular
favourite out of the Ancient and Modern book. Though evening dress is
optional, and no beggar in rags, should such ever present himself, would
be turned away, evening dress is the more general, for many people drop
in on their way home from dinner, and the street is a perfect queue of
motor-cars, as if a smart evening-party was going on. And then you shall
see rows of brilliant dames in gorgeous gowns and tiaras, singing
lustily, and young men and maidens and solid substantial fathers all in
a row, with their fat chins rising and falling as they rumble away at
Rev. P. Henley in their throats. For certainly Mr. Sandow has succeeded
in making religion, or at any rate attendance at Sunday services,
fashionable in his parish: it is the Thing to go to church, though
whether like other fashions, such as diabolo or jig-saw puzzles, it is a
temporary enthusiasm remains to be seen.
On week-days the devotional needs of his congregation are not so
sumptuously attended to, for Mr. Sandow, certainly as wise as most
children of light, is aware that his flock are very busy people, and
does not care to risk the institution of a failure. Besides he has very
strong notions of the duty of every man and woman to do their work in
the world, even if, apparently, their work chiefly consists in the
passionate pursuit of pleasure. But he likes splendour (as well as
simplicity) in those advantageously situated, just as he likes splendour
in his Sunday services. He is, too, himself, a very busy man, for since
he makes it his duty to know his flock individually, and since his flock
are that sort of sheep which gives luncheon and dinner-parties and balls
in great profusion, it follows that he has a great many invitations to
these festivities, and accepts as many as he can possibly manage. But he
always practises the observance of fasts, and never eats meat on
Fridays. To make meagre on Fridays and vigils therefore has become
rather fashionable also, and since most of his entertainers have
excellent chefs, Friday, though a meatless day, is an extremely well-fed
one, for with salmon trout and caviare, and a dish of asparagus and some
truffles, and an ice pudding and some soufflé of cheese, you can make a
very decent pretence of lunching, especially if particularly good wines
flow fast as a compensation for this ecclesiastical abstinence. It is a
pastime for hostesses also to exercise the ingenuity of their chefs in
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