The Freaks of MayfairBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The Freaks of Mayfair
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
Quite a large class of people, the numerical majority of which consists
of youngish men, may be most aptly described as Singers for their
Dinner or Piping Bullfinches. Girls and young women are not of so
numerous a company, for if unmarried they have generally some sort of
home where they are given their dinners, without singing for them, or if
married are occupied in their duties as providers to their husbands. But
there is a large quantity of young or youngish unmarried men who, living
in bachelor chambers or flats, find it both more economical and
pleasanter to sing for their dinner than to eat it less sociably at
their own expense at their clubs or to entertain others, and they are
therefore prepared to make themselves extremely agreeable for the price
of their food. The bargain is not really very one-sided; indeed, as
bargains go it is a very tolerably fair one; for there are great
handfuls of people who, either from a natural dislike of old friends or
for lack of them, are constantly delighted to see a Piping Bullfinch or
two at their tables. They even go further than this, and take these neat
little birds to the theatre or the opera (paying of course for their
tickets), and invite them down to week-ends in the country and to
shooting-parties. Thus their houses are gay with pleasant conversation,
and the Piping Bullfinches have better balances at their banks.
Leonard Bashton is among the most amiable and successful of these
birds. He lives in two pleasant little rooms in a discreet and quiet
house that lies between Mount Street and Oxford Street, for which he
pays an extremely moderate rent. Exteriorly the street has little to
recommend it, for it is narrow and shabby, and at the back, Number 5,
where his rooms are situated on the first floor, looks out on to mews.
These, a few years ago, would not have been agreeable neighbours just
outside a bedroom window, but Leonard had the sense to see that with the
incoming of motors there would be fewer horses, so that before long the
disadvantage of having mews so close to the head of his bed would be
sensibly diminished. Thus, being a young man of very acute instincts, he
procured a yearly lease of these apartments, with option on his side to
renew, at a very small rental. In this he has reaped a perfectly honest
reward for his foresightedness, since horses nowadays are practically
extinct animals in these mews, and similar sets of rooms on each side of
him are let for twice the sum that he pays for his.
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