Frontier and pioneer life -- West (U.S.) -- Fiction
man, we won it all, th' doctor an' me! Th' other two wanted to play on
their watches, they wud a' pawned th' clothes off their backs; but we
wouldn't let them! We gave 'em back enough to grub stake 'em back to
their job! Then some one says, th' vera words: A can hear them yet,
'Let's go across an' hear those damned evangelists: there's a white
faced whiskers, an' a little clean shaved jumpin' jack skippin' all
over the backs o' the church seats pretendin' he's Henry Ward Beecher
an' sayin' in a fog horn voice, 'I like that.' Let's go an' raise Hell.
"Wayland, man, we went across! 'Twas all true, there was the white
faced fat man; an' there was the little clean chopped chap jumpin' all
over the backs o' th' seats; an' there was a lot o' snivellin' Saints
in Israel, women that cry an' sissie men that get converted an'
converted at every meetin'! Man, Wayland, A'd like to dump th' job lot
o' such folks out in a cesspool! They do religion more harm than the
Devil! They're about as like what fightin' Christians ought to be as a
spit wad's like a bullet! Well, we went in with a whoop; but God
wasn't out for the sissies that night, Wayland: he was out with a gun
for red blood men! He got us, Wayland! That's all! 'Twasn't the poor
puny preachers, perhaps 'twas th' music: th' fat one cud sing, but when
we came out the doctor was cryin'; poor fellow he killed himself in D.
T.'s later; an' A was all plugged up wi' cold in m' head blowin' m'
nose! 'Boys,' says I, 'here's where I get off. Here's y'r money back.
A've put up a pretty good fight for the Devil so far an' A've earned m'
way! Now, A'm goin' t' fight for God an' earn m' way!' They didn't
want to take the money back. They didn't believe it. A finished my
job on the railroad, then A slummed it in th' cities, this was when the
bishop tried to turn me school boy at forty, an' to dig in y'r
graveyard o' theology; that was before m' brother was bishop and why, A
hiked for Indians, Wayland! A know the Cree tongue, an' A know the
need o' decency in th' tepees, an' A know the trick o' puttin'
Christianity into th' end o' m' fist on white blackguards! An' that's
all."
"Is that all?" repeated Wayland; and he gave the old frontiersman the
same kind of a look, Matthews had given him that day going up the face
of the Pass precipice.
"Yes, that's all there was to it; an' A could no more tell y' what
happened, Wayland, than y' could tell a man what happened when y'
jumped in that pool an' got washed clean! Better try it, Wayland!"
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