Frontier and pioneer life -- West (U.S.) -- Fiction
The news-man came out and leaned over the upper railing.
"Don't forget to take that tonic for your nerves."
The news-man told Bat to go any where he pleased; but it was all in the
day's work with Mr. Bat Brydges. He didn't go. The handy man went
straight across to the paper in opposition. The news-man went back to
the front room and stood thinking. He didn't curse Bat nor emit fumes
of the sulphurous place to which he had invited Brydges. He was
contemplating what he called his "kids"; and he was figuring the next
payment due on the Smelter City lots in which he had been speculating.
Evidently, these were the news-man's tonic; for he at once did what he
described as "bucking it" and called down the speaking tube for the
press man to put on the old cartoon.
The opposition paper required more finesse on the part of the handy
man. Bat strolled as if it were a matter of habit into the telegraph
editor's room, where he lolled back in one of the two empty chairs. It
was still early and the wires were silent. Bat laid one cigar at the
editor's place and took a fresh one for himself.
"Hullo, Bat," bubbled the telegraph man, dashing from the composing
room in his shirt sleeves, "We've just been having a yell of an
argument about the elements of success." He seated himself and whipped
out a match to light the cigar. Bat was clicking his cigar case open
and shut. This editor was all nerves too. Nerves seemed to go with
the job; but these nerves were not jangled. He leaned back in his
swing chair with one boot against the desk. "What makes a man
successful, anyway? It isn't ability. Your news-man across the way
could buy our office out with brains; but gee whitaker, he's worse than
a dose of bitters! Now take your Senator, he hasn't either the
education or the brains of lots of our cub reporters, here!" He paused
nibbling his cigar end. "Yet, he's successful. We aren't, except in a
sort of doggon-hack-horse way. You're next to the old man, Bat, what
do you say makes him successful?"
Bat clicked the cigar case shut and put it in his pocket.
"Two things: he's a specialist; he delivers the goods no other man can
deliver; and he doesn't fool any time away by bucking into a buzz saw,
fighting windmills and that sort of thing, way you fellows 'agin the
Government' do."
The telegraph man removed his cigar.
"What do you mean by 'delivers the goods no other man can deliver'? Do
you mean the pork barrel?"
"No," said Bat, "I don't, though the pork barrel is a d--ee--d
essential part of the game. Here's what I mean; when you came to this
Valley, there was nothing doing. We had mines; but we hadn't a
smelter! Well, Senator got the coking coal for a smelting site and the
big developers came in. Other men couldn't, wouldn't or didn't dare to
do it! He did it. He delivered the goods and got the big fellows
interested."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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