The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A NovelYellott, George
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The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A Novel
Yellott, George
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Here the conversation was interrupted by the appearance of Botts and
Perch, accompanied by Pate and Wiggins, and followed by Scipio,
Hannibal, and Cæsar carrying the baggage of the two former gentlemen.
Toney and his friends walked with them to the cars. On the way Wiggins
and Botts got into a warm altercation, and the latter became much
excited as Wiggins upbraided him with having shown the white feather
when menaced by the landlord's cudgel.
"I tell you," exclaimed Botts, "I never uttered a word."
"You did," said Scipio, who was walking behind with a trunk on his
shoulder.
"What's that you say?" shouted Botts, turning round and looking at
Scipio with a most malignant aspect.
"Indeed, Massa Botts," exclaimed Scipio, "I didn't say nothing."
"Botts begged!" said Hannibal. "Yaw! haw! haw!"
"Asked the women to save him from a beating!" said Cæsar. "Yaw! haw!
haw!"
Botts stood glaring at the negroes like a ferocious wild beast. His ugly
visage became absolutely frightful. Lifting up his cane, he suddenly
charged on Cæsar, who dropped the trunk he was carrying and fled with
precipitation, followed by Scipio and Hannibal. Botts followed the
fugitives, bellowing out oaths and brandishing his cane until they
reached the hotel, when they darted into the basement-story, and hid
themselves in some place of refuge.
The landlord was standing on the veranda of the hotel, and behold Scipio
and his comrades flying before the infuriated Botts. He turned white
with rage and roared out, in a tone of thunder, "Making another muss,
are you? Can't you be off without raising a row with my negroes? I'll
settle with you, now there are no petticoats to protect you." And the
landlord rushed into the house for his cudgel. Botts, having put Scipio,
Hannibal, and Cæsar to flight, had glory enough for one day, and without
waiting to encounter another antagonist, hastily returned to his
companions. Pate and Perch were in great agitation, while Toney and Tom
were convulsed with laughter. The Professor stood quietly looking on
with a grave and serious aspect. After relieving himself by the
discharge of a quantity of profanity, Botts was somewhat pacified by
Pate. The trunks were loaded on a wheelbarrow by a sturdy Hibernian, and
conveyed to their place of destination; and Perch and his companion,
bidding their friends an affectionate farewell, entered a car and were
soon wafted away from the beautiful town of Bella Vista.
Pate and Wiggins returned to the hotel, while Toney, Tom, and the
Professor sauntered around until a train of cars stopped, and three
daintily dressed young men got out. These gentlemen all recognized Toney
Belton, and were introduced by him to his friends as Messrs. Love, Dove,
and Bliss.
CHAPTER XIV.
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