The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A NovelYellott, George
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The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A Novel
Yellott, George
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"Pshaw!" said Toney, "it was some boy you heard talking. Do you suppose
that the hogs in this town have the gift of gab? Here, help Mr. Love out
of the pond."
The unfortunate beau sat helplessly in the midst of the mud and water,
and was turning his eyes imploringly towards Dove and Bliss, who stood
on the bank.
"Wade in and help him out," said Toney to the negroes.
Cæsar and Hannibal both shook their heads.
"Here, take this," said Toney, handing each a silver coin. "Now, wade
in."
Cæsar and Hannibal commenced slowly rolling up the legs of their
trousers until they had gathered them in bundles above their knees. They
then with much deliberation waded to the middle of the pond, and each
taking Love by an arm, lifted him up, and bringing him ashore, laid him
down on the bank.
"Get that wheelbarrow," said Toney, pointing to a vehicle of the sort
which had been left on the common.
Cæsar brought the barrow, and Hannibal lifted Love up and deposited him
in the bottom of the vehicle, and, followed by a procession of people,
carried the luckless beau back to the hotel.
"Take him to the bath-house," said the landlord.
The negroes obeyed orders, and left Love in the care of Dove and Bliss.
"That hog talked," said Cæsar.
"Sartingly!" said Hannibal. "Golly! who ever heerd a hog talk afore
dat?"
"Those African gentlemen are fully persuaded that the sow spoke," said
Seddon to the Professor.
"It may be so," said the Professor. "She was under the influence of
Love, and that has been known to produce miraculous results."
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