"Why did you do such a remarkable deed?" asked the bishop. "Did you feel that your sins were so great as to require a frequent repetition of the ordinance?" "O, no," replied the old lady, complacently; "but I heerd say it was good for the rheumatiz." The bishop didn't confirm her any more. She was really going to baptism as the voters go to the polls and vote in New York--"early and often." OLD ENGLISH PRESCRIPTIONS. The prescriptions and doses of the old English doctors were "stunning." Billy Atkins, a gout doctor of Charles II.'s time, who resided in the Old Bailey, did an immense business in his specialty. His remarkable wig and dress will find a place in our chapter on "Dress." He made a nostrum on the authority of Swift, compounded of thirty different promiscuous ingredients. The apothecary to Queen Elizabeth brought in his quarter-bill, £83, 7s. 8d. Amongst the items were the following: "A confection made like a manus Christi, with bezoar stone, and unicorn's horn, 11s. Sweet scent for christening of Sir Richard Knightly's son, 2s. 6d. A conserve of barberries, damascene plums, and others, for Mr. Ralegh, 6s. Rose water for the King of Navarre's ambassador, 12s. A royal sweetmeat, with rhubarb, 16d." A sweet preparation, and a favorite of Dr. Theodore Mayerne, was "balsam of bats." A cure for hypochondria was composed of "adders, bats, angle-worms, sucking whelps, ox-bones, marrow, and hog's grease." Nice! After perusing--without swallowing--his medical prescriptions, the reader would scarcely desire to follow the directions in his "Excellent and well-approved Receipts in Cooking." I should rather, to run my risk, breakfast on boarding-house or hotel hash, than partake of food prepared from Dr. Mayerne's "Cook Book." According to Dr. Sherley, Mayerne gave violent drugs, calomel in scruple doses, mixed sugar of lead with conserves, and fed gouty kings on pulverized human bones. "A small, young mouse roasted," is recommended by Dr. Bullyn, as a cure for restlessness and nervousness in children. For cold, cough, and tightness of the lungs, he says, "Snayles (snails) broken from the shells and sodden in whyte wyne, with olyv oyle and sugar, are very holsome." Snails were long a favorite remedy, and given in consumption for no other reason than that "it was a _slow_ disease." A young puppy's skin (warm and fresh) was applied to the chest of a child with croup, because he _barked_! Fish-worms, sow-bugs, crab's eyes, fish-oil, sheep-droppings, and such delicious stuff were, and still are, favorite remedies with some physicians and country people. The following was one of Dr. Boleyn's royal remedies:--