The Funny Side of Physic: Or, The Mysteries of Medicine, Presenting the Humorous and Serious Sides of Medical Practice. An Exposé of Medical Humbugs, Quacks, and Charlatans in All Ages and All Countries.Crabtre, Addison Darre
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The Funny Side of Physic: Or, The Mysteries of Medicine, Presenting the Humorous and Serious Sides of Medical Practice. An Exposé of Medical Humbugs, Quacks, and Charlatans in All Ages and All Countries.
Crabtre, Addison Darre
Medicine -- Anecdotes; Quacks and quackery
The sediment contains mercury, lead, and bismuth.
III. ENAMELS FOR THE SKIN.
Grains of lead in one fluid
ounce, after shaking.
Eugenie's Favorite, 108.94 grains.
Phalon's Snow-white Enamel, 146.28 "
Phalon's Snow-white Oriental Cream, 190.99 "
CONCLUSION.--It appears from the foregoing,--
1. The HAIR TONICS, WASHES, and RESTORATIVES contain lead in
considerable quantities; that they owe their action to this metal, and
that they are consequently highly dangerous to the health of persons
using them.
2. With a single exception, Perry's Moth and Freckle Lotion, the
LOTIONS for the skin are free from lead and other injurious metals.
3. That the ENAMELS are composed of either carbonate of lime, oxide of
zinc, or carbonate of lead, suspended in water. The first two classes
of enamels are comparatively harmless; as harmless as any other white
dirt, when plastered over the skin to close the pores and prevent its
healthy action. On the other hand, the enamels composed of carbonate
of lead are highly dangerous, and their use is very certain to produce
disastrous results to those who patronize them.
HAIR RESTORATIVES: A BALD BACHELOR'S EXPERIENCE.
A gentleman of perhaps thirty-five years of age once called upon the
writer for advice relative to baldness, when he related the following
experience, permitting me to make a note of it at leisure.
"In 1865 my friends intimated to me that my hair was getting slightly thin
on the crown of my head. I have always had a mortal terror of being bald,
and daily examinations convinced me that my fears were about to be
realized. My first inquiry was for a remedy.
"'What shall I do to prevent its falling out?' I nervously inquired.
"'Get a bottle of Dr. ----'s Hair Restorative,' one advised; another, some
different preparation,--all advertised remedies,--till I had a list a yard
long of various washes, preventives, restorers, etc., _ad infinitum_.
"I obtained one of _the very best_. I used it as directed. It _stuck_ as
though its virtue consisted in sticking the loose hairs firmly to the
firmer-rooted ones. But alas! after a month's trial, sufficient hair had
come out of my head to make a respectable _chignon_!
"I next got some of Mrs. A. S. S. Allon's--or All--something; I forget the
rest of the name; I'm sure of the A. S. S., however,--and that was worse
than the _gum-stick-'em_ kind, for the hair came out faster than before.
"In despair, I applied to a 'respectable apothecary,' who keeps the next
corner drug store. 'For God's sake, Mr. Bilious, have you got any good
preventive for falling of the hair?' I exclaimed.
"'O, yes, just the article,' he replied, rubbing his palms vigorously. He
then showed me his stock, consisting of _thirty-nine different kinds_!
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