Gold miners -- Fiction; Nevada -- Fiction; Western stories
"Why didn't you say what you wanted, earlier?" he said. "Now, don't
talk back. I want you to harken intently. I'm perfectly willing that
Algy should waste his sweetness on the desert air of your
boarding-house, if it pleases you and him. I'm willing these old
ring-tailed galoots should continue to eat his fascinating poisons, and
I certainly hope he'll draw his monthly wage, but I'm going to be too
busy to board in any one place, and Algy's salary would make a load I
must certainly decline to carry."
Mrs. Dick looked at the horseman in utter disappointment.
"You won't come? Maybe you mean my house ain't good enough?"
Napoleon was somewhat excited by prospects of again beholding Elsa, of
whose absence he was wholly unaware.
"We won't go, neither!" he declared. "Doggone you, Van, you know we
won't go without the skipper, and you're shovin' us right out of
heaven!"
Gettysburg added: "I don't want to say nuthin', but my stomach will
sure be the seat of anarchy if it has to git cheated out of goin' down
to Mrs. Dick's."
Van was about to reply to them all. He had paused to frame his answer
artfully, eager as he was to foster the comfort of his three old
partners, but wholly unwilling to accept from either Mrs. Dick or
Algernon the slightest hint of aid.
"I admit that a man's reach should be above the other fellow's grasp,
and all that," he started, "but here's the point----"
He was interrupted suddenly. A man, running breathlessly up the slope
and waving his hat in frantic gestures, began to shout as he came.
"Mrs. Dick! Mrs. Dick!" he cried at the top of his voice. "Help!
help! You've got to come!"
Mrs. Dick leaped quickly to her feet to face the oncoming man. It was
old Billy Stitts. He had come from Beth.
"Come on! Come on!" he cried as he neared the group, towards which he
ceased to run, the better to catch his breath and yell. "There's hell
a-poppin' in the boarding-house! You've got to come!"
He surged up the last remaining ascent at a lively stride.
"What's the matter? What in the world are you drivin' at?" demanded
Mrs. Dick. "Hold your tongue long enough to tell me what's the matter."
"It's the _chink_!" exploded Billy pantingly. "They tried to run him
off the place! He's locked the kitchen and gone to throwin' out hot
water and Chinese language like a fire-engine on a drunk. And now
they're all a-packin' up to quit the house, and you won't have a
doggone boarder left, fer they won't eat Chinese chuck!"
"What?" said Van drawlingly, "refuse to eat Algy's confections?--a
crowd like that? By all the culinary gods of Worcestershire and
mustard, they'll eat out of Algy's hand."
He dived inside the tent, caught up his gun, and was strapping it on
before Mrs. Dick could catch her breath to utter a word of her wrath.
"Well," said Gettysburg dubiously, "I hate trouble on an empty stomach,
but----"
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