The Gaspards of Pine Croft: A Romance of the WindermereConnor, Ralph
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The Gaspards of Pine Croft: A Romance of the Windermere
Connor, Ralph
British Columbia -- Fiction; Canadian fiction -- 20th century
“Certainly, I shall if you feel like funking it. Have no doubt about
that. And I shall do it thoroughly,” said his wife promptly.
“Oh, Lord!” groaned the Colonel, as he swiftly visualised the interview.
“The poor devil has hell enough now.”
“Thank you, Edgar. It is a dainty compliment. But I would rather give
him hell, as you so delicately suggest——”
“Augusta!” protested the Colonel.
“Than allow him to bring hell to my house and family. But that’s my last
word. I’m going to sleep.” So saying she gave her back to her husband,
snuggled down under the covers and, with a little sigh of content as
with a good day’s work well done, settled herself to enjoy the slumber
of the just.
“And who will tell Paul?” The Colonel’s pitiful appeal broke the long
silence.
“Well! I must say, Edgar, you are most annoying, breaking in upon one’s
sleep that way! Who will tell Paul? I will. Now, go to sleep.”
“God help the boy!” muttered the Colonel to his pillow. Then, after a
few moments, he said sharply, “I’ll do it myself.”
“What?” asked his wife sleepily. Then, quite crossly, “Oh, go ahead and
do it, whatever it is.”
The Colonel’s monosyllabic reply was indistinct, but rich in emphasis.
But as is so frequently the case, the Colonel need not have lost his
sleep over the prospect of his unpleasant task, for the job fell into
other hands than his. For two days he postponed his visit to Pine Croft,
keeping Paul close with him under various pretexts. The third afternoon,
reading the weather signs in his wife’s face, he girded his loins and
addressed himself to the business assigned him. With a heart full of
compassion for the wretched creature he had last seen humped upon the
shaggy Indian pony making his hopeless way through the brushwood in the
train of what his wife described as “that horrible _menage_,” he rode up
to the bungalow in his best military style and whistling a cheerful
ditty. So he had ridden upon a Boer entrenchment, at the head of his
men, and with a like sensation at the point of junction between stomach
and abdomen. He was greeted with a shout from the studio window.
“Hello, Pelham, old boy! Right welcome art thou, most gallant knight!
Wilt alight and quaff a posset?” There were not lacking signs that the
speaker had been indulging himself in several possets during the
afternoon.
“Ah, Gaspard, you are looking very fit, much better than you were when I
saw you last.”
“My dear fellow, new worlds are born every day. Richard is himself
again. Come in and have something. I feel as a snake must feel when he
sloughs off the old and emerges in his brand new skin.”
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