The German Classics, v. 20: Masterpieces of German Literature Translated into English
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The German Classics, v. 20: Masterpieces of German Literature Translated into English
German literature -- 19th century -- Translations into English; German literature -- 20th century -- Translations into English
AUNT CLARA. Now where are you to serve? And where is the coachman to
serve? You haven't forgotten?
LENE. I am to serve on the right and the coachman on the left. Is that
right?
AUNT CLARA. Yes, you may go! And don't forget, all serving is to be
done by way of the green room! Be sure not to come in from this side!
[LENE goes off.]
[AUNT CLARA retires to the background, where she is occupied for
some time, without being very much in evidence. The door at the
right is opened.]
PAUL (still hidden to view). Come in, ladies and gentlemen! In this
way! (VON TIEDEMANN, MRS. VON TIEDEMANN, DR. BODENSTEIN, RAABE, father
and son, MERTENS, KUNZE, MRS. BOROWSKI, SCHNAASE, MRS. SCHNAASE,
JOSUPEIT, LICENTIATE SCHROCK and others enter and dispose themselves in
groups before and behind the Oleanders.)
RAABE, SR. (puts his hand up to his side). I don't know, but that
cemetery put a stitch into my side.
SCHNAASE. Yes, that was a nasty, cold snow. If we only get something to
eat soon!... So we can warm up!
VON TIEDEMANN. Ought to be a bit careful of yourself at your age, Mr.
Raabe!
RAABE. Why, how old _am_ I? Seventy!
VON TIEDEMANN. Not worth mentioning, eh? Prime of life!... How old
_was_ Warkentin?
SCHNAASE. Why we just heard about that in the sermon, sixty-two!
VON TIEDEMANN. Not very old!
RAABE. Yes, that's the way they go ...
SCHNAASE. To the grand army, eh Raabe, old boy? Who knows when we will
get our orders.
RAABE. It will be our turn next.
VON TIEDEMANN. Don't say that! It is not a matter of age! Look at
Warkentin, did he give evidence of his end?
SCHNAASE. The affair with his son put him over, or he would be here
today.
VON TIEDEMANN (looks around). Why, where is the young man?
SCHNAASE. Pretty nice fellow in other respects!
VON TIEDEMANN. He will have a deuce of a time if he intends to farm
here. You can't pick that up helter skelter. Has any one heard? Does he
intend to take it on? Or is he going to sell?
[He turns toward the rear. Meanwhile ANTOINETTE, PAUL, AND
GLYSZINSKI have entered from the right and have joined a group of
guests in the background.]
RAABE. In the old days the son always followed in the footsteps of his
father. The son of a land-owner became a land-owner. That's all out of
style now. Everybody goes to school.
SCHNAASE. Well, your son is doing that very thing, Raabe.
RAABE, JR. (has come forward). Good morning, Mr. Schnaase!
SCHNAASE. Good morning, brother student!
RAABE, JR. Well, pa?
RAABE. Well, my son?
SCHNAASE. Keeping right after beerology, young man?
RAABE, JR. Purty well, thanks! A fellow guzzles his way through.
SCHNAASE. How many semesters does this make, Mr. Raabe?
RAABE, JR. Mebbie you'd better not ask about that.
RAABE. How many semesters? Twelve! Isn't that it, my son?
RAABE, JR. Astoundingly correct!
SCHNAASE. Then I suppose you'll tackle the examinations one of these
days, Mr. Raabe?
RAABE, JR. There's plenty of time.
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