The Girl at the Halfway House: A Story of the PlainsHough, Emerson
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The Girl at the Halfway House: A Story of the Plains
Hough, Emerson
Great Plains -- Fiction; Historical fiction, American
"Of course, ye've to take a little flour," he said, "that's for the
osseous structure, so to speak. Ye've to add a little grease of some
sort, lard or butter, an' we've nayther; the bacon fat'll do, methinks.
Of course, there's the bakin' powder. Fer I've always noticed that when
ye take flour ye take also bakin' powder. Salt? No, I'm sure there's no
salt goes in at all; that's against reason, an' ye'll notice that the
principles of philosophy go into all the ways of life. And, lastly,
makin', as I may say, the roundin' out of the muscular and adipose tissue
of the crayture, as the sowl of the pie we must have the apples. It's a
sin to waste 'em peelin'; but I think they used to peel 'em, too. And
ye've to put in sugar, at laste a couple o' spoons full. Now observe. I
roll out this dough--it's odd-actin' stuff, but it's mere idiosyncrashy
on its part--I roll this out with a bottle, flat and fine; and I put into
this pan, here, ye'll see. Then in goes the intayrior contints, cut in
pieces, ye'll see. Now, thin, over the top of the whole I sprid this
thin blanket of dough, thus. And see me thrim off the edges about the
tin with me knife. And now I dint in the shircumference with me thumb,
the same as July Trelawney did in the Ould Tinth. And there ye are,
done, me pie, an' may God have mercy on your sowl!--Ned, build up the
fire."
They sat at the side of the little stove somewhat anxiously waiting for
the result of Battersleigh's labours. Every once in a while Battersleigh
opened the oven door and peered in. "She isn't brownin' just to suit me,
Ned," he said, "but that's the fault o' the chimney." Franklin opined
that this anxiety boded no certainty of genius, but kept silent. "I'm
wonderin' if it's right about that bakin' powder?" said Battersleigh.
"Is it too late now, do ye think?"
"This isn't my pie, Battersleigh," said Franklin, "but if anything has
gone wrong with those apples it'll take more than a little diplomacy to
get you out of the trouble."
As they sat for a moment silent there came the sound of approaching
hoof-beats, and presently the cracking and popping of the feet of a
galloping horse fell into a duller crunch on the hard ground before the
door, and a loud voice called out,
"Whoa-hope, Bronch! Hello, in the house!"
"Come in, Curly," cried Battersleigh. "Come in. We've business of
importhance this mornin'."
Curly opened the door a moment later, peering in cautiously, the sunshine
casting a rude outline upon the floor, and his figure to those within
showing silhouetted against the background of light, beleggined,
befringed, and begloved after the fashion of his craft.
"How! fellers," he said, as he stooped to enter at the low door. "How is
the world usin' you all this bright and happy mornin'?"
"Pretty well, me friend," said Battersleigh, his eyes on the stove,
importantly. "Sit ye down."
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