California -- Fiction; Western stories; Women pioneers -- Fiction
The men exchanged incredulous glances; from all sides came the explosive
cries:
“What’s that? You know him?”
“Yes,” she affirmed dramatically; and turning now to Rance with a swift
change of manner, she confessed: “I didn’t tell you--but I know ’im.”
The Sheriff started as if struck.
“The Sacramento shrimp by all that is holy!” he muttered between his
teeth as the truth slowly dawned upon him.
“Yes, boys, this is Mr. Johnson o’ Sacramento,” announced the Girl with
a simple and unconscious dignity that did not fail to impress all
present. “I vouch to Cloudy for Mr. Johnson!”
Consternation!
And then the situation vaguely dawning upon them there ensued an
outburst of cheering compared to which the previous howl of execration
was silence.
Johnson smiled pleasantly at the Girl in acknowledgment of her
confirmation of him, then shot a half-curious, half-amused look at the
crowd surrounding him and regarding him with a new interest. Apparently
what he saw was to his liking, for his manner was most friendly when
bowing politely, he said:
“How are you, boys?”
At once the miners returned his salutation in true western fashion:
every man in the place, save Rance, taking off his hat and sweeping it
before him in an arc as they cried out in chorus:
“Hello, Johnson!”
“Boys, Rance ain’t a-runnin’ The Polka yet!” observed Sonora with a
mocking smile on his lips, and gloating over the opportunity to give the
Sheriff a dig.
The men shouted their approval of this jibe. Indeed, they might have
gone just a little too far with their badgering of the Sheriff,
considering the mood that he was in; so, perhaps, it was fortunate that
Nick should break in upon them at this time with:
“Gents, the boys from The Ridge invites you to dance with them.”
No great amount of enthusiasm was evinced at this. Nevertheless, it was
a distinct declaration of peace; and, taking advantage of it, Johnson
advanced toward the Girl, bowed low, and asked with elaborate formality:
“May I have the honour of a waltz?”
Flabbergasted and awed to silence by what they termed Johnson’s “style,”
Happy and Handsome stood staring helplessly at one another; at length
Happy broke out with:
“Say, Handsome, ain’t he got a purty action? An’ ornamental sort o’
cuss, ain’t he? But say, kind o’ presumin’ like, ain’t it, for a fellow
breathin’ the obscurity o’ The Crossin’ to learn gents like us how to
ketch the ladies pronto?”
“Which same,” allowed Handsome, “shorely’s a most painful, not to say
humiliatin’ state o’ things.” And then to the Girl he whispered: “It’s
up to you--make a holy show of ’im.”
The Girl laughed.
“Me waltz? Me?” she cried, answering Johnson at last. “Oh, I can’t waltz
but I can polky.”
Once more Johnson bent his tall figure to the ground, and said:
“Then may I have the pleasure of the next polka?”
By this time Sonora had recovered from his astonishment. After giving
vent to a grunt expressive of his contempt, he blurted out:
“That fellow’s too flip!”
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