The Girl on the BoatWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Girl on the Boat
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Children of the rich -- Fiction; Golf stories; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction
How long he stood there, frozen, he did not know; nor can one say how
long he would have stood there had nothing further come to invite his
notice elsewhere. But, suddenly, drowning even the impromptu concert,
there came from somewhere upstairs the roar of a gun; and, when he
heard that, Sam’s rigid limbs relaxed and a violent activity descended
upon him. He bounded out into the hall, looking to right and to left
for a hiding-place. One of the suits of armour which had been familiar
to him in his boyhood loomed up in front of him, and with the sight
came the recollection of how, when a mere child on his first visit to
Windles, playing hide and seek with his cousin Eustace, he had
concealed himself inside this very suit, and had not only baffled
Eustace through a long summer evening but had wound up by almost
scaring him into a decline by booing at him through the vizor of the
helmet. Happy days, happy days! He leaped at the suit of armour. Having
grown since he was last inside it, he found the helmet a tight fit, but
he managed to get his head into it at last, and the body of the thing
was quite roomy.
“Thank heaven!” said Sam.
He was not comfortable, but comfort just then was not his primary need.
Smith the bulldog, well satisfied with the way the entertainment had
opened, sat down, wheezing slightly, to await developments.
§ 5
He had not long to wait. In a few minutes the hall had filled up
nicely. There was Mr. Mortimer in his shirt-sleeves, Mr. Bennett in
blue pyjamas and a dressing-gown, Mrs. Hignett in a travelling costume,
Jane Hubbard with her elephant-gun, and Billie in a dinner dress. Smith
welcomed them all impartially.
Somebody lit a lamp, and Mrs. Hignett stared speechlessly at the mob.
“Mr. Bennett! Mr. Mortimer!”
“Mrs. Hignett! What are you doing here?”
Mrs. Hignett drew herself up stiffly.
“What an odd question, Mr. Mortimer! I am in my own house!”
“But you rented it to me for the summer. At least, your son did.”
“Eustace let you Windles for the summer!” said Mrs. Hignett
incredulously.
Jane Hubbard returned from the drawing-room, where she had been
switching off the orchestrion.
“Let us talk all that over cosily to-morrow,” she said. “The point now
is that there are burglars in the house.”
“Burglars!” cried Mr. Bennett aghast. “I thought it was you playing
that infernal instrument, Mortimer.”
“What on earth should I play it for at this time of night?” said Mr.
Mortimer irritably.
“It woke me up,” said Mr. Bennett complainingly. “And I had had great
difficulty in dropping off to sleep. I was in considerable pain. I
believe I’ve caught the mumps from young Hignett.”
“Nonsense! You’re always imagining yourself ill,” snapped Mr. Mortimer.
“My face hurts,” persisted Mr. Bennett.
“You can’t expect a face like that not to hurt,” said Mr. Mortimer.
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