The Girl on the BoatWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Girl on the Boat
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Children of the rich -- Fiction; Golf stories; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction
The explanation of his gloom was simple. In addition to looking at the
flower beds, the lawn, the shrubbery, the stable yard, and the castle,
Mr. Bennett was also looking at the fifth heavy shower that had fallen
since breakfast. This was the third afternoon of his tenancy. The first
day it had rained all the time. The second day it had rained from eight
till twelve-fifteen, from twelve-thirty till four, and from five till
eleven. And on this, the third day, there had been no intermission
longer than ten minutes. It was a trying Summer. Even the writers in
the daily papers seemed mildly surprised, and claimed that England had
seen finer Julys. Mr. Bennett, who had lived his life in a country of
warmth and sunshine, the thing affected in much the same way as the
early days of the Flood must have affected Noah. A first startled
resentment had given place to a despair too militant to be called
resignation. And with the despair had come a strong distaste for his
fellow human beings, notably and in particular his old friend Mr.
Mortimer, who at this moment broke impatiently in on his meditations.
“Come along, Bennett. It’s your deal. It’s no good looking at the rain.
Looking at it won’t stop it.”
Mr. Mortimer’s nerves also had become a little frayed by the weather.
Mr. Bennett returned heavily to the table, where, with Mr. Mortimer as
partner he was playing one more interminable rubber of bridge against
Bream and Billie. He was sick of bridge, but there was nothing else to
do.
Mr. Bennett sat down with a grunt, and started to deal. Half-way
through the operation the sound of rather stertorous breathing began to
proceed from beneath the table. Mr. Bennett glanced agitatedly down,
and curled his legs round his chair.
“I have fourteen cards,” said Mr. Mortimer. “That’s the third time
you’ve mis-dealt.”
“I don’t care how many cards you’ve got!” said Mr. Bennett with heat.
“That dog of yours is sniffing at my ankles!”
He looked malignantly at a fine bulldog which now emerged from its
cover and, sitting down, beamed at the company. He was a sweet-tempered
dog, handicapped by the outward appearance of a canine plug-ugly.
Murder seemed the mildest of the desires that lay behind that rugged
countenance. As a matter of fact, what he wanted was cake. His name was
Smith, and Mr. Mortimer had bought him just before leaving London to
serve the establishment as a watch-dog.
“He won’t hurt you,” said Mr. Mortimer carelessly.
“You keep saying that!” replied Mr. Bennett pettishly. “How do you
know? He’s a dangerous beast, and if I had had any notion that you were
buying him, I would have had something to say about it!”
“Whatever you might have said would have made no difference. I am
within my legal rights in purchasing a dog. You have a dog. At least,
Wilhelmina has.”
“Yes, and Pinky-Boodles gets on splendidly with Smith,” said Billie.
“I’ve seen them playing together.”
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