The Girl on the BoatWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Girl on the Boat
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Children of the rich -- Fiction; Golf stories; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction
Mr. Bennett subsided. He was feeling thoroughly misanthropic. He
disliked everybody, with perhaps the exception of Billie, for whom a
faint paternal fondness still lingered. He disliked Mr. Mortimer. He
disliked Bream, and regretted that Billie had become engaged to him,
though for years such an engagement had been his dearest desire. He
disliked Jane Hubbard, now out walking in the rain with Eustace
Hignett. And he disliked Eustace.
Eustace, he told himself, he disliked rather more than any of the
others. He resented the young man’s presence in the house; and he
resented the fact that, being in the house, he should go about, pale
and haggard, as though he were sickening for something. Mr. Bennett had
the most violent objection to associating with people who looked as
though they were sickening for something.
He got up and went to the window. The rain leaped at the glass like a
frolicking puppy. It seemed to want to get inside and play with Mr.
Bennett.
§ 2
Mr. Bennett slept late on the following morning. He looked at his watch
on the dressing table when he got up, and found that it was past ten.
Taking a second look to assure himself that he had really slumbered to
this unusual hour, he suddenly became aware of something bright and
yellow resting beside the watch, and paused, transfixed, like Robinson
Crusoe staring at the footprint in the sand. If he had not been in
England, he would have said that it was a patch of sunshine.
Mr. Bennett stared at the yellow blob with the wistful mistrust of a
traveller in a desert who has been taken in once or twice by mirages.
It was not till he had pulled up the blind and was looking out on a
garden full of brightness and warmth and singing birds that he
definitely permitted himself to accept the situation.
It was a superb morning. It was as if some giant had uncorked a great
bottle full of the distilled scent of grass, trees, flowers, and hay.
Mr. Bennett rang the bell joyfully, and presently there entered a
grave, thin, intellectual-looking man who looked like a duke, only more
respectable. This was Webster, Mr. Bennett’s valet. He carried in one
hand a small mug of hot water, reverently, as if it were a present of
jewellery.
“Good morning, sir.”
“Morning, Webster,” said Mr. Bennett. “Rather late, eh?”
“It is,” replied Webster precisely, “a little late, sir. I would have
awakened you at the customary hour, but it was Miss Bennett’s opinion
that a rest would do you good.”
Mr. Bennett’s sense of well-being deepened. What more could a man want
in this world than fine weather and a dutiful daughter?
“She did, eh?”
“Yes, sir. She desired me to inform you that, having already
breakfasted, she proposed to drive Mr. Mortimer and Mr. Bream Mortimer
into Southampton in the car. Mr. Mortimer senior wished to buy a panama
hat.”
“A panama hat!” exclaimed Mr. Bennett.
“A panama hat, sir.”
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