The Girl on the BoatWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Girl on the Boat
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Children of the rich -- Fiction; Golf stories; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction
His expectation of getting more satisfactory results from Bream was
fulfilled. It took some time to rouse that young man from a slumber
almost as deep as his father’s; but, once roused, he showed a
gratifying appreciation of the gravity of affairs. Joy at one half of
his visitor’s news competed with consternation and sympathy at the
other half. He thanked Mr. Bennett profusely, showed a fitting concern
on learning of his terrible situation, and evinced a practical desire
to help by offering him a bottle of liniment which he had found useful
for gnat-stings. Declining this, though not ungratefully, Mr. Bennett
withdrew and made his way down the passage again with something
approaching a glow in his heart. The glow lasted till he had almost
reached the landing, when it was dissipated by a soft but compelling
voice from the doorway of Miss Hubbard’s room.
“Come here!” said Miss Hubbard. She had put on a blue bath-robe, and
looked like a pugilist about to enter the ring.
“Well?” said Mr. Bennett coldly, coming nevertheless.
“I’m going to have a look at that tongue of yours,” said Jane firmly.
“It’s my opinion that you’re making a lot of fuss over nothing.”
Mr. Bennett drew himself up as haughtily as a fat man in a
dressing-gown can, but the effect was wasted on his companion, who had
turned and gone into her room.
“Come in here,” she said.
Tougher men than Mr. Bennett had found it impossible to resist the note
of calm command in that voice, but for all that he reproached himself
for his weakness in obeying.
“Sit down!” said Jane Hubbard.
She indicated a low stool beside the dressing-table.
“Put your tongue out!” she said, as Mr. Bennett, still under her
strange influence, lowered himself on to the stool. “Further out!
That’s right. Keep it like that!”
“Ouch!” exclaimed Mr. Bennett, bounding up.
“Don’t make such a noise! You’ll wake Mr. Hignett. Sit down again!”
“I....”
“Sit down!”
Mr. Bennett sat down. Miss Hubbard extended once more the hand holding
the needle which had caused his outcry. He winced away from it
desperately.
“Baby!” said Miss Hubbard reprovingly. “Why, I once sewed eighteen
stitches in a native bearer’s head, and he didn’t make half the fuss
you’re making. Now, keep quite still.”
Mr. Bennett did—for perhaps the space of two seconds. Then he leaped
from his seat once more. It was a tribute to the forceful personality
of the fair surgeon, if one were needed, that the squeal he uttered was
a subdued one. He was just about to speak—he had framed the opening
words of a strong protest—when suddenly he became aware of something in
his mouth, something small and hard. He removed it and examined it as
it lay on his finger. It was a minute fragment of lobster-shell. And at
the same time he became conscious of a marked improvement in the state
of his tongue. The swelling had gone.
“I told you so!” said Jane Hubbard placidly. “What is it?”
“It—it appears to be a piece of....”
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