The Girl on the BoatWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Girl on the Boat
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Children of the rich -- Fiction; Golf stories; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction
“And thank goodness I have not got to!” exploded Mr. Bennett, ceasing
to be calm and reasonable with a suddenness which affected Sam much as
though half a pound of gunpowder had been touched off under his chair.
“For the little I have seen of you has been quite enough! Kindly
understand that my daughter is engaged to be married to another man,
and that I do not wish to see or hear anything of you again! I shall
try to forget your very existence, and I shall see to it that
Wilhelmina does the same! You’re an impudent scoundrel, sir! An
impudent scoundrel! I don’t like you! I don’t wish to see you again! If
you were the last man in the world I wouldn’t allow my daughter to
marry you! If that is quite clear, I will wish you good morning!”
Mr. Bennett thundered out of the room, and Sam, temporarily stunned by
the outburst, remained where he was, gaping. A few minutes later life
began to return to his palsied limbs. It occurred to him that Mr.
Bennett had forgotten to kiss him good-bye, and he went into the outer
office to tell him so. But the outer office was empty. Sam stood for a
moment in thought, then he returned to the inner office, and, picking
up a time-table, began to look out trains to the village of Windlehurst
in Hampshire, the nearest station to his aunt Adeline’s charming
old-world house, Windles.
CHAPTER XV.
DRAMA AT A COUNTRY HOUSE
As I read over the last few chapters of this narrative, I see that I
have been giving the reader rather too jumpy a time. To almost a
painful degree I have excited his pity and terror; and, though that is
what Aristotle says one ought to do, I feel that a little respite would
not be out of order. The reader can stand having his emotions tortured
up to a certain point; after that he wants to take it easy for a bit.
It is with pleasure, therefore, that I turn now to depict a quiet,
peaceful scene in domestic life. It won’t last long—three minutes,
perhaps, by a good stop-watch—but that is not my fault. My task is to
record facts as they happened.
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