We all knew the gorilla language by now--a matter of some twenty or
more sounds--were experts at knot-tying and rope-binding, and could
give a very passable imitation of a live gorilla (when we were suitably
clad in one of the animal's skins and a mask). Our skill in making
a gas attack unawares was so perfect that we had even experimented
on some of the natives without their having had the faintest idea of
why they had suddenly fallen asleep. (I should like to give the exact
formula for this specially prepared gas, which we called _Gorilene_,
but unfortunately Gran'pa would never divulge the secret. It was
practically odorless and non-poisonous, and its effect was swift and
painless, rendering its victim unconscious for about 60 to 90 seconds.)
We could also fly an aeroplane or shoot an animal at 100 yards; and in
an emergency we could climb trees with grace and agility. We had even
been taught how to do interesting and murderous things with knives and
spears. . . .
In addition, we could all of us (including Molly and Sally Rebecca)
carry on more or less intelligent conversations with the natives in
pigeon-English (with the occasional help of an excellent German-made
dictionary!). At swimming we were experts and almost "lived" our spare
time in the water; with the exception of Sally Rebecca, who could be
persuaded only to paddle. Even this she first attempted with stockings
on! But, as for Molly, I really believe that she would have developed
fins and web-feet in another six months! She was brown skinned from
head to foot, and constant exercise in the open air and sunshine had
already increased her stature by at least an inch. We were the jolliest
party imaginable, and I am certain that all of us hated the prospect of
ever returning to England.
I mention these things to show that, in spite of our deep sense of
duty towards the aged, we still had our lighter moments of gaiety and
abandon.
At last the time came when we were able to make the actual declaration
of war on the gorillas. Our boat, "The Pilgrim Father," after landing
its cargo of ancients at Swakopmund, had returned and had been prepared
for the reception of our anthropoid guests; the three cages had
been placed in the jungle, some 150 miles from Corisco (their exact
positions being indicated by small, bright-red, captive balloons); a
hangar for the shelter of two aeroplanes had been constructed on a
neighboring plateau; and a week's supply of emergency rations had been
conveyed to each of these four points of attack (and defence). We were
ready.
Ninety minutes before dawn on May 15th (the commencement of the six
months' dry season) was the appointed hour to strike.
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