He clapped on his hat and rose. But as he had been sitting in the corner
of the divan, between Huckaby and Vandermeer, with the table in front of
him, a dignified exit was impracticable. Indeed, he was immediately
plumped down again on his seat by a tug on each side of his coat, and
adjured in the vernacular not to stray from the paths of wisdom.
“What’s the use of quarrelling?” asked Huckaby. “She’s a lady if you say
so.”
“Of course, old man,” Vandermeer agreed. “Have a drink?”
Billiter being mollified, and the refinement of the Dragoon Guardsman’s
widow being accepted as indisputable, a long and confidential conference
took place, the conspirators speaking in whispers, with heads close
together, although they happened to be alone in the saloon-bar. It was
the first time they had contemplated concerted action, the first time
they had discussed anything of real interest; so, for the first time
they forgot to get fuddled. The plot was simple. Billiter was to
approach Mrs. Fontaine (at last he disclosed the lady’s identity) with
all the delicacy such a mission demanded, and lay the proposal before
her. If she fell in with it she would hold herself in readiness to
repair to whatever Continental resort might be indicated, and then
having made herself known to Huckaby, would be introduced by him to
Quixtus. The rest would follow, as the night the day.
“The part I don’t like about it,” objected Vandermeer, “is not only
letting a fourth into our own private concern, but giving her the lion’s
share. We’re not a syndicate of philanthropists.”
“I’m by way of thinking it won’t be our concern much longer,” replied
Billiter.
“And nobody asked you to come in,” said Huckaby. “You can stand out if
you like.”
An ugly look overspread Vandermeer’s foxy face.
“Oh can I? You see what happens if you try that game on.”
“Besides,” continued Billiter, disregarding the snarl, “it will be to
our advantage. Which of us is going to touch our demented friend for a
hundred pounds? We didn’t do it in former days; much less now. But I’ll
back Mrs. Fontaine to get at least three thousand out of him. Thirty per
cent, is our commission without which we don’t play, and that gives us
three hundred each. I could do with three hundred myself very nicely.”
“How are we to know what she gets?”
“That’s easily managed,” said Huckaby, pulling his ragged beard. “She’ll
make her returns to Billiter and I’ll undertake to get the figures out
of Quixtus.”
“But where do I come in?” asked Vandermeer. “How shall I know if you two
are playing straight?”
“You’ll have your damned head punched in a minute,” said Billiter,
looking fierce. “To hear you one would think we were a set of crooks.”
“If we aren’t, what the devil are we, then?” muttered Vandermeer
bitterly.
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