Which was true. Fortune, who had played him such scurvy tricks, was now
turning on him her sunniest smile. He was winning prodigiously,
fantastically. Billiter selected the horses which he was to back, he
backed them to the amount advised by Billiter, and in most instances the
horses won.
“If you think the mere gaining of money gives me any pleasure, my dear
Billiter,” said he, “you’re very much mistaken. I have sufficient means
of my own to satisfy my modest requirements, and to accept large sums of
money from your friend, Mr. Jenks, is humiliating and repulsive.”
“If that’s the matter, you can turn them over to me,” said Billiter, “I
don’t get much out of the business.”
They were walking about the paddock, between the races. Quixtus halted
and regarded his morose companion with cold inquiry.
“You gave me to understand that you were betting on the same horses as I
was.”
Billiter cursed himself for an incautious fool.
“Only now and then,” said he, “and for small stakes. How can I afford to
plunge like you?”
“What is the dismal quadruped I am betting on for this next race?” asked
Quixtus looking at his card.
“Punchinello. Forty-five to one. Dead cert.”
“Then,” said Quixtus, “here are five pounds. Put them on Punchinello and
if he wins you will have two hundred and twenty-five.”
Billiter left him, made his way out of the paddock to that part of the
race-course where the outside bookmakers have their habitation. Old Joe
Jenks in the flaming check suit and a white hat adorned with his name
and quality stood on a stool shouting the odds, taking bets and giving
directions to the clerk at his side. Business for a moment was slack.
“Another fiver for the governor on Punchinello,” said Billiter.
Old Joe Jenks jumped from his stool and took Billiter aside.
“Look here, old friend,” said he, “chuck it. Come off it. I’m not
playing any more. I poured a couple of quarts of champagne over your
head because you told me you had got hold of a mug, and instead of the
mug you bring up a ruddy miracle who backs every wrong ‘un at a hundred
to one—and romps in. And thinking you straight, Mr. Billiter, sir, I’ve
stretched out the odds—to oblige you. And you’ve damn well landed me.
It’s getting monotonous. See? I’m tired.”
“It’s not my fault, Joe,” said Billiter, humbly. “Look. Just an extra
fiver on Punchinello. He’s got no earthly—you know that as well as I
do.”
“Do I?” growled the bookmaker angrily, convinced that Billiter was
over-reaching him. “How do I know what you know? You want to have it
both ways, do you? Well you won’t get it out of me.”
“I swear to God, Joe,” said Billiter, earnestly, “that I’m straight. So
little did I expect him to win that I’ve not asked a penny commission.”
“Then ask it now, and be hanged to you,” cried the angry bookmaker, and
leaping back to his stool, he resumed his brazen-throated trade.
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