The sodden and simple wit of Billiter rose like a salmon at this gaudy
fly of irony. He lost his temper.
“Your damned, spavined, bow-legged, mule-be-gotten crock of a
Punchinello won.”
Quixtus regarded him mildly; but a transient gleam of light flickered in
his china-blue eyes.
“Then, my dear Billiter,” said he, “I have won nine hundred pounds,
which, in view of my opinion of the turf, based on experience, I think I
shall hand over to the Society for the Propagation of the Gospel to be
earmarked for the conversion of the Mahommedans in Mecca. As for you,
Billiter, you have won two hundred and twenty-five pounds”—Billiter
quivered with sub-aspirate anathema—“which ought to satisfy the
momentary cupidity of any man. Let us go. The more I see of it the more
am I convinced that the race-course is no place for me. It is too good.”
Billiter glanced at him with wrathful suspicion. Was he speaking in
childish simplicity or in mordant sarcasm? The grave, unsmiling face,
the expressionless blue eyes gave him no clue.
Thus, however, ended Quixtus’s career on the Turf. To stand about
wearily in all weathers in order to witness what, to his fastidious mind
was merely a dull and vulgar spectacle, was an act of self-sacrifice
from which he derived no compensating thrill. The injured Billiter
having patched up a peace with Old Joe Jenks, convincing him of his own
ingenuousness and of the inevitable change in his patron’s luck, in vain
persuaded Quixtus to resume his investigations. He offered to introduce
him to a fraternity of so-called commission agents and touts, in whose
company he could saturate himself with vileness.
“I have no taste for disgusting society,” said Quixtus.
“Then I don’t know what the deuce you do want,” exclaimed Billiter in a
fume.
“You can’t touch pitch without being defiled.”
“I thought that was just what you were trying to be.”
“In one way, yes,” replied Quixtus, musingly; “But I loathe touching the
pitch.”
In spite of his confessed belief in the altruistic purity of the turf,
he regarded as unspeakable defilement the cheques which he had received
from Old Joe Jenks. He had kept them in his drawer, and the more he
looked at them the more did the bestial face of Old Joe Jenks obtrude
itself before his eyes, and the more repugnant did it become to his now
abnormal fastidiousness to pay them into his own banking account. To
destroy them, as was his first impulse, merely signified a benefit
conferred on the odious Jenks, who would be only too glad to repocket
his filthy money. What should he do? At last a malignant idea occurred
to his morbidly and curiously working mind. He would cast all this pitch
and defilement upon another’s head. Some one else should shiver with the
disgust of it. But who? The inspiration came from Tartarus. He endorsed
the cheques to the value of nearly two thousand pounds, and paid them
into the banking account of his nephew Tommy Burgrave.
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