As I left the house a man came across the pavement as if with the
intention of knocking at Philip Lawrence’s door. At sight of me coming
down the steps he stopped short. It was young Moore. His appearance
set the blood tingling in my veins; his hat was cocked at an acute
angle on one side of his head; a cigar was stuck in the corner of his
mouth. There was something in his bearing, and about the way in which
he spoke, which showed that he had been drinking.
“What are you doing in that house? You answer me that! Seems to me
that you’ve got a finger in every pie.”
He addressed me in tones which were probably audible in Piccadilly.
“Might I ask you, Mr. Moore, to pitch your voice a little lower?”
“You may ask, but as for paying attention to anything you ask--not me.
I’m not afraid of any one hearing what I’ve got to say. This is the
public street, this is, and if you so much as lay a hand on me----
Here, drop that! Help! Police!”
As I moved towards him, he sprang out of my reach, shouting in a
fashion which could not fail to attract attention. Indeed a man,
apparently a respectable artisan, who had passed us a few seconds
before, turned to look at us.
“What’s the matter there?”
Mr. Moore was quite at his ease.
“Nothing--at least, not yet there isn’t. But there will be soon, if he
so much as lays a finger on me.”
The man went on.
“You seem to be a pretty sort of idiot,” I observed.
He flicked the ash off his cigar with a jeering laugh.
“We can’t all be as wise as you, nor as big. Size goes for something,
you great overgrown monster. Barnum’s museum is where you ought to be,
not walking about the streets.”
I hardly knew what to make of him. If I had had him in a room I might
have taught him manners; out in the street he had me at an advantage.
He was plainly disposed to court, rather than avoid, a public scandal,
while I was anything but inclined to find myself an object of interest
to a curious crowd. While I hesitated he went on:
“A nice sort you seem to be, all round. A pretty lot of lies you
stuffed me with this morning--Adair and you together. On my honour!
Making out that Eddie Lawrence had had his throat cut, and the Lord
knows what! Setting me thinking that my sister’d cut it for him--my
goodness! What is your little game? I wish she had!” He burst into
boisterous laughter. “Bessie cut Eddie Lawrence’s throat!--that would
be an elegant joke! I only wish she’d done it! D’ye hear? I say I only
wish she’d done it! You can put that into your pipe and smoke it.”
He swaggered off up the street. I made no attempt to stop
him--crediting him with the wild utterances of a drink-fuddled brain.
I did wonder what errand had brought him to Philip Lawrence’s; for
that he had been going there when I interrupted him I felt sure. But
that, in his present condition, I should get no information on that
point, or any other, from him was evident.
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