The Gods and Mr. Perrin: A Tragi-ComedyWalpole, Hugh
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The Gods and Mr. Perrin: A Tragi-Comedy
Walpole, Hugh
Endowed public schools (Great Britain) -- Fiction; Teachers -- Fiction
It came upon him suddenly, like a flash from the lightning of heaven,
that it was for him to escape these things. He had suffered more than
the others, he knew better than they the things that were done in this
place! Something was going round in his head like a red-hot wire, but he
remembered, even at that confused moment, that scene a few days before
in the common room, when they had all been so nearly stirred to revolt
by Birkland. What if he were to break the bonds?... What rot! what rot!
what rot! He could have shouted it to the roof—“Lies! Lies! Lies!”
There was a little stir and rustle as Moy-Thompson finished his
speech—ladies' dresses moved against the chairs, boots slipped along the
floor—and then a burst of cheering and clapping. Perrin rubbed his hands
against one another—they were hot and dry and something rather like a
bobbin on a latch went up and down in his throat—his eyes were burning.
He moved a little further from the wall and a little nearer to the
central gangway between the blocks of boys.
And now Sir Arthur Spalding stood nervously behind the glittering copies
of “Tennyson's Poems,” Sir Robert Ball's “Wonders of the Heavens,” “The
Works of Spencer,” and other volumes of our admirable classics. They
began with the bottom of the school, and a small fat boy with a crimson
face, boots that creaked like a badly-oiled door and were shaped like
Chinese boats, staggered up to the platform. A lady, prominent for
her size and large picture hat moved eagerly in her chair, clapped
vehemently with her white gloves and so proclaimed herself a mother.
Sir Arthur Spalding had every intention of making a pleasant speech to
each prizewinner—“something that they could remember afterwards, you
know”—and began to say something to the small and red-faced boy, but was
startled by the sound of eager, anticipatory breathing close to his ear.
Turning round, he discovered that three more small boys were waiting
anxiously for their turn and that others were coming up the room. He
therefore hurried along with “Here you are, my boy. Remember that prizes
aren't everything in life—hope you 'll read it—delightful book.”
Mr. Perrin watched these boys passing up and down with eager eyes. He
must wait—now was not the time, but soon there would be another speech
to thank the absurd man with the boots for giving the prizes away. To
his excited fancy it seemed to him now that the rest of the staff were
looking at him as though they knew what he was going to do. They must
have felt as indignant as he did at those lies that this man had been
telling them. But those governors should know the truth for once at any
rate and in a way that they should not forget... strangely, in the back
of his mind he wished that his mother could be present....
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