The Gods and Mr. Perrin: A Tragi-ComedyWalpole, Hugh
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The Gods and Mr. Perrin: A Tragi-Comedy
Walpole, Hugh
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The Misses Madder represented the matrons, and they represented them as
securely and confidently as though they had sat in conclave already and
drawn up a list of questions to be asked and answers to be given. Mrs.
Dormer represented the wives and also, separately, Mrs. Dormer, in so
far as her own especial dislike of Mrs. Comber went for everything; Mrs.
Moy-Thompson, above all, faded, black, thin, and miserable, represented
her lord and master, and was regarded by the other ladies as a spy
whose accurate report of the afternoon's proceedings would send threads
spinning from that dark little study for the rest of the term.
The eldest Miss Madder, stout, good-natured, comfortable, had not of
herself any malice at all; but her thin, bony sister, exact in her
chair, and with eyes looking straight down her nose, influenced her
stouter sister to a wonderful extent.
The thin Miss Madder's remark on receiving her tea, “Well, so Miss
Desart's engaged to Mr. Traill!” showed immediately which of the two
pieces of news was considered the most important.
“Yes,” said Mrs. Comber, “and I'm sure it's delightful. Do have one of
those little pink cakes, Mrs. Thompson; they 're quite fresh; and I
want you especially to notice that little water-color over there by the
screen, because I bought it in Truro last week for simply nothing
at Pinner's, and I believe it's quite a good one—I'm sure we 're all
delighted.”
Mrs. Dormer wasn't so certain. “They 're a little young,” she said in
so chilly a voice that she might have been suddenly transferred, against
her will, in the dead of night in the thinnest attire, into the heart
of Siberia. “And what's this I hear from my husband about Mr. Perrin and
Mr. Traill tumbling about on the floor together this morning—something
about an umbrella?”
“Yes,” said Mrs. Thompson, moving her chair a little closer, “I heard
something this morning about it.”
Mrs. Comber had never before disliked this thin, faded lady so intensely
as she did on this afternoon—she seemed to chill the room with her
presence; and the consciousness of the trouble that she would bring to
various innocent persons in that place by the report of the things that
they had said, made of her something inhuman and detached. Mrs. Comber's
only way of easing the situation, “Do have another little pink cake,
Mrs. Thompson,” failed altogether on this occasion, and she could only
stare at her in a fascinated kind of horror until she realized with
a start that she was intended as hostess to give an account of the
morning's proceedings. But she turned to Miss Madder. “You were down
there, Miss Madder; tell us all about it.”
Miss Madder was only too ready, having been in the hall at the time and
having heard what she called “the first struggle,” and having yielded
eventually, rather against her better instincts, to her feminine
curiosity—having in fact looked past the shoulders of Mr. Comber and Mr.
Birkland and seen the gentlemen struggling on the floor.
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