The Gods and Mr. Perrin: A Tragi-ComedyWalpole, Hugh
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The Gods and Mr. Perrin: A Tragi-Comedy
Walpole, Hugh
Endowed public schools (Great Britain) -- Fiction; Teachers -- Fiction
“Actually on the floor!” said Mrs. Dormer, still in Siberia.
“Yes, actually on the floor—also all the breakfast things and coffee all
over the tablecloth.”
Miss Madder was checked in her enthusiasm by her consciousness of the
cold eye of Mrs. Thompson, and the possibility of being dismissed from
her position at the end of the term if she said anything she oughtn't
to—also the possibility of an unpleasant conversation with her clever
sister afterwards. However, she considered it safe enough to offer it as
her opinion that both gentlemen had forgotten themselves, and that Mr.
Traill was very much younger than Mr. Perrin, although Mr. Perrin was
the harder one to live with—and that it had been a clean tablecloth that
morning.
“I call it disgraceful,” was the only light that the younger Miss Madder
would throw upon the question.
For a moment there was silence, and then Mrs. Dormer said, “And really
about an umbrella?”
“I understand,” said Miss Madder, who was warming to her work and
beginning to forget Mrs. Thompson's eye, “that Mr. Traill borrowed
Mr. Perrin's umbrella without asking permission, and that there was a
dispute.”
But it was at once obvious that what interested the ladies was the
question of Miss Desart's engagement to Mr. Traill, and the effect that
that had upon the disturbance in question.
“I never quite liked Mr. Traill,” said Mrs. Dormer decisively; “and I
cannot say that I altogether congratulate Miss Desart—and I must say
that the quarrel of this morning looks a little as though Mr. Traill's
temper was uncertain.”
“Very uncertain indeed, I should think,” said the younger Miss Madder
with a sniff.
Mrs. Comber felt their eyes upon her; she knew that they wished to know
what she had to say about it all, but she was wise enough to hold her
peace.
The other ladies then devoted all their energies upon getting an
opinion from Mrs. Comber. During the next quarter of an hour, every lady
understanding every other lady, a combined attack was made.
Semi-Chorus a—The question of the umbrella was, of course, a question
of order, and, as Mrs. Dormer put it, when a younger master attacks an
older one and flings him to the ground, and rubs his hair in the dust
and that before a large audience, the whole system of education is in
danger; there 's no knowing when things will begin or end, and other
masters will be doing dreadful things, and then the prefects, and then
other boys, and finally a dreadful picture of the First and Second boys
showing what they can do with knives and pistols.
Miss Madder entirely agreed with this, and then enlarged further on the
question of property.
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