The Gods and Mr. Perrin: A Tragi-ComedyWalpole, Hugh
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The Gods and Mr. Perrin: A Tragi-Comedy
Walpole, Hugh
Endowed public schools (Great Britain) -- Fiction; Teachers -- Fiction
Perrin passed a considerable amount of time now in the Senior common
room. He never talked to anyone, but would sit in a dark corner by the
window and watch them all. The funniest thoughts came to him as he sat
there: for instance, he fancied that it would be pleasant, when they
were not watching, to crawl under the table and bite White's legs—it
would be amusing to spring suddenly from behind on to Comber's back,
and to strip all the clothes from him until he was stark naked, and must
run, screaming, from the room—or to twist Birk-land's ears round
and round until they were tom and hung.... All these things would be
pleasant to do, but he sat in his corner and said nothing.
At last the day before the examinations arrived, and they were nearly
all gathered in the Senior common room in the half-hour before Chapel.
Perrin, with his white face and untidy hair, watched them from his
corner.
“It will be very pleasant,” West said, smiling a little, “to have
that third hour off all through this week. I can't think, Comber, why
Moy-Thompson's given you all that extra Latin to do—I—”
“For God's sake,” Comber broke out furiously, “stop it! Aren't we all
sick to death with hearing of your beastly good luck? Don't we all know
that the whole thing's about as unfair as it is possible for anything to
be? Just keep quiet about it if you can.”
“Oh, of course, Comber,” said West. “You grudge a man any bit of
luck that he may have. It's just like you. I never knew anything more
selfish. If you'd had an hour off yourself, you 'd have let us know
about it all right.”
“Well, stop talking about it anyhow, West,” said Dormer. “Leave it
alone. Can't you see that we 're all as tired out as we can be? We've
had enough fighting this term to last us a century.”
With common consent they seemed to sink their private differences in a
common thought of that strange, silent man sitting behind them.
They all drew closer together. The pale gas-light fell on their faces,
and they were all white and tired, with heavy, dark marks under their
eyes.
With their dark gowns, their long white hands, their pale faces, their
heavy eyes, they moved silently about the room and gathered at last in
a cluster by the fire, and stood and sat silently without a word. Only
Perrin, hidden in the shadow behind them, did not move.
Then suddenly Birkland, who was standing a little away from the rest
with his back against the wall, spoke.
“You're right, Dormer. We've fought enough this term to fill a great
many years. We 're a wretched enough crew.”
He paused; but no one spoke, and no one moved.
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