Political fiction; Short stories, American; United States -- Politics and government -- Fiction
The colonel had recognized the coming of the heat by donning his suit
of linen, with a red tie at his throat to give the touch of color
he always loved, and he had got out his broad-leaved Panama hat for
its fifteenth season. Ford found him seated in the leather chair,
swinging one thin leg over the other, his white hose wrinkling over
his low shoes, telling Carroll how Grant came to Springfield from
Galena seeking a commission in the army. Ford diplomatically broached
the subject of a conference between the colonel and the senator.
The colonel heard him to the end, but said nothing. His mustache
simply lifted a little with the curl of his lip. Ford was evidently
disappointed.
“Have you any reply?” he asked, “or any message?”
“Yes,” said the colonel, and his gray eyes flashed under their shaggy
brows. “Present my compliments to Senator Warren, and tell him that if
he ever presumes to speak to me again in all his life, I’ll slap his
face, and if he resents it, I’ll kill him.”
Ford tried to bow, and the colonel, turning to Carroll, said:
“As I was saying, General Palmer happened to go into the
adjutant-general’s office and saw Grant smoking a corn-cob pipe and
working away on muster rolls at a broken table propped up in one corner
of the room. The old forage cap he had worn in the Mexican War was
lying on the table. It was the only hat he had in those days.”
The next morning an interview with Warren appeared in all the papers.
“I would prefer,” the senator was reported as saying, “to retire to
private life and resume my interrupted law practice, if I were not
compelled to seek vindication by the bushwhacking of this doting old
ingrate, who, disappointed in his attempts to monopolize patronage that
belongs to patriotic party workers, now skulks behind the sympathy his
years and infirmities excite, to wage a guerrilla warfare.”
The colonel read the interview at breakfast. He sat at the table with
one paper propped up before him and four others beside his plate, his
eye-glasses on his nose, and ate his oatmeal and his beefsteak and his
boiled eggs just as he did on every morning of the year. Then he drank
the half cup of coffee that he always reserved, with its cream slowly
coagulating at the surface, for the end of his meal, because it was
cooler then, laid his napkin down and shuffled slowly out.
Half an hour later a man stopped by his chair in the lobby and said
something to the colonel that made him drop his paper, and look up over
his eye-glasses with a scowl. The man was known as Birdy Quinn, and he
had lost his job in the water office the week before, because Warren
wished to make room for a fellow who could deliver more votes at the
coming primaries than Birdy could.
“Are you sure?” the colonel asked.
“Sure! Isn’t it all over the ward this morning?”
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