Political fiction; Short stories, American; United States -- Politics and government -- Fiction
The night before the primaries a crowd, foul with the reek of tobacco,
alcohol and perspiration, was shuffling about in the hall and anterooms
of the colonel’s headquarters. The crowd was noisy, profane and
confident. But inside, the steering committee was assembled, and it was
very sober. Garwood, at the littered table, had been scratching his
head over political equations.
Conventions had been held in all the thirty-six outside districts, and
sixty-nine candidates had been nominated, fifty-five representatives
and fourteen senators. Of these they could depend upon twenty-nine.
It requires fifty-two to control a legislative caucus, when the party
has a bare majority on joint ballot, so they would have to nominate at
least twenty-three of their candidates in Cook County to get a caucus
majority, assuming the ultimate election of them all. Fifty-seven
candidates were to be selected in Cook County on the morrow. Of them,
they should name at least thirty-five to be entirely safe. In other
words, they must carry Cook County.
“Is that countin’ hold-over senators?” asked Mosely, when Garwood was
done.
“Yes, counting the hold-overs--Warren claims fourteen out of the
seventeen.”
“Josh Badger never’ll vote for him,” said Mosely.
“He gives us Josh,” Garwood replied. “Bates and Halliday are uncertain.”
“Not so damned uncertain,” said Mosely. “They’re only waitin’ to be
seen.”
“Warren’ll get them easy enough,” said Harkness.
“Yes, they’re cheap,” Mosely assented, spitting across the room at an
iron cuspidor. “’Bout eight dollars apiece, I’d guess ’em off at,” he
added, with a poor man’s contempt for low prices.
“Well, that only makes it worse,” replied Garwood. “But leave them out
entirely. With sixty-two votes Warren can control the caucus--”
“Providin’ al’ays, however,” suggested Mosely, in statutory language.
“Oh, course,” assented Garwood, petulant from the heat and the
situation, “they won’t all be elected. That’s why he’ll work like hell
to carry Cook. He lies when he says he doesn’t give a damn how she goes
to-morrow.”
“He always does that,” said the colonel, from his bed.
Carroll, to whom political calculations savored always of the mystery
of higher mathematics, said:
“Seems to me you could figure it better than that.”
“Well, you try it,” said Garwood, dropping his pencil and tilting back
in his chair.
There was not much hope, and the soberness deepened. After a while
there was a knock on the door, and a shaven head was thrust in.
“Them lit’ry guys is out here,” said the shaven head. “Any figur’s to
give out?”
“Figur’s?” cried Mosely. “We’ve got th’ official vote!”
And Garwood, taking his papers from the table, went out and said to the
reporters:
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