Political fiction; Short stories, American; United States -- Politics and government -- Fiction
In the saloon below, at nine o’clock, scores of delegates were already
shuffling in the sawdust that covered the floor, holding huge schooners
of beer in their hairy fists, gorging grossly at the free lunch table,
with bologna, rank onions and rye bread. The foam of the beer clung to
their mustaches, which, after each sip, they sucked between their lips.
Most of them managed, at the same time they were eating and drinking,
by a dexterous sleight-of-hand, to smoke cheap domestic cigars, and a
cloud of white smoke rolled along the low ceiling. Each new arrival
was greeted with some obscene but endearing epithet, and the room rang
with laughter and profanity. A keg of beer had been provided by one
of Conway’s managers, and the bartender, wiping his hands on a dirty
towel, was rid, so long as the keg lasted, of the responsibility of
keeping account of drinks, and of ringing up the change on the cash
register. At eleven o’clock the keg was empty, the free lunch table
abandoned to the flies, and the delegates scuffled up the dingy stairs
to the hall. Half an hour later the chairman of the senatorial district
committee pounded the kitchen table with a leg of a broken chair, and
shouted:
“The convention will be in order.”
This declaration made no impression upon the babel of voices, the
laughter, the profanity, the noise of shuffling feet and scraping
chairs. The delegates were scrambling to their places, seating
themselves by wards. Reporters flung themselves into seats at a second
table and gazed about the room, noting who were there. The political
men of the morning papers did not trouble themselves to take seats.
They loafed among the politicians in a way superior to the reporters
for the afternoon papers, as if they were politicians themselves,
making history instead of recording it.
Meanwhile the noise did not abate, and the committeeman was growing red
in the face. The morning was warm, and the room, already cloudy with
tobacco smoke, was filling with a noisome human odor. The atmosphere
was feculent. Delegates removed their coats, hanging them over the
backs of their chairs. Finally the chairman of the committee, growing
impatient, split the table with his club and yelled:
“Damn it all, boys, come to order!”
And then, eager to resign such a difficult command, he hastened to
announce:
“The committee has named Honorable John P. Muldoon to act as temp’ry
chairman.”
He handed the chair leg to John P. Muldoon, who, stroking back his
curly hair from his brow, began to beat the table impartially.
All this while Underwood stood against the wall, looking on. The
question that had been agitating him for weeks was about to be decided,
but now that the ordeal was actually upon him, the consciousness beat
numbly against his brain, so that the whole scene lacked reality,
almost interest. He was dazed. He was about to take his baptism of
political fire, and he trembled like a white novitiate.
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