Bildungsromans; Country life -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Pastoral fiction; Siblings -- Fiction
Edward tumbled out of bed, and pulled a baggy old pair of knickerbockers
over his bare shanks. Then he girt himself with a belt, into which he
thrust, on the one side a large wooden pistol, on the other an old
single-stick; and finally he donned a big slouch-hat--once an
uncle's--that we used for playing Guy Fawkes and
Charles-the-Second-up-a-tree in. Whatever the audience, Edward, if
possible, always dressed for his parts with care and conscientiousness;
while Harold and I, true Elizabethans, cared little about the mounting
of the piece, so long as the real dramatic heart of it beat sound.
Our commander now enjoined on us a silence deep as the grave, reminding
us that Aunt Eliza usually slept with an open door, past which we had to
file.
'But we'll take the short cut through the Blue Room,' said the wary
Selina.
'Of course,' said Edward approvingly. 'I forgot about that. Now then!
You lead the way!'
The Blue Room had in prehistoric times been added to by taking in a
superfluous passage, and so not only had the advantage of two doors, but
also enabled us to get to the head of the stairs without passing the
chamber wherein our dragon-aunt lay couched. It was rarely occupied,
except when a casual uncle came down for the night. We entered in
noiseless file, the room being plunged in darkness, except for a bright
strip of moonlight on the floor, across which we must pass for our exit.
On this our leading lady chose to pause, seizing the opportunity to
study the hang of her new dressing-gown. Greatly satisfied thereat, she
proceeded, after the feminine fashion, to peacock and to pose, pacing a
minuet down the moonlit patch with an imaginary partner. This was too
much for Edward's histrionic instincts, and after a moment's pause he
drew his single-stick, and, with flourishes meet for the occasion,
strode on to the stage. A struggle ensued on approved lines, at the end
of which Selina was stabbed slowly and with unction, and her corpse
borne from the chamber by the ruthless cavalier. The rest of us rushed
after in a clump, with capers and gesticulations of delight; the special
charm of the performance lying in the necessity for its being carried
out with the dumbest of dumb shows.
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