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They hate the Michaelites in a very special way for going doggedly and
literally on with their horse-shoeing and hammering out swords. But the
Rock family know when they have had enough and hate the open accusation
of Singaporianism that is the result of the antics of “Beau Nash.”
It seems that “Beau Nash” has become a fanatic, he has been initiated
into the devilish religion, and he defies the committee from Mayo Sims,
Slick Slack Kopensky, and the Rocks, that has subdued all the other
young representatives of the flying snobs. He says he will do as he
pleases, and do it soon, that this is a land of religious liberty, that
he chooses the green glass god of Singapore, of his own free will, and
there is no treason in it, that he will have the law on whoever molests
him.
Now there are shouting and cries below and there are jinglings of all
the phones in the lookout rooms and when we answer one we are told that
Nash has already ascended and is coming from the west. Almost instantly
we see him and then he is directly above the Truth Tower, circling,
going up, and circling and going down, while his own old faction, in the
street, grow angrier every minute. He has painted his whole machine the
Singaporian green and there are all the special signs and seals of
Singapore he can put there, upon the body of his machine, and finally,
in insult to our virtuous city, he flies low that we may see them and
then flies high that we may hate him.
But on his third descent, a Robin Redbreast machine, with all speed on,
sweeps up from the north. Nash expects a threat, but the man in the
other machine begins to shoot at Nash, just as he is above Washington
Park, and down comes the dead man by the Washington Park Pavilion, with
a terrific crash of broken wings, and absurd Singapore has her first
American martyr.
The newspaper people come pouring into the Truth Tower. We all send the
story to the papers as we can. It seems that the avenger is the son of
the Mayor. It is “Crawling Jim Kopensky,” the new President of the Robin
Redbreast flying association. He has been president twenty-four hours
and has made haste to vindicate his office.
Of course there will be no prosecution of Jim. In the first place he is
the son of the Mayor. In the second place he is now a newspaper hero. In
the third place he has removed the blasphemer, hated alike by those with
millions in gold and alcohol buried away, and those with teetotal
tendencies and no money but their legal salaries.
May 26:—Everyone has forgotten the flying machine feud. An
Anti-Singapore panic is on. St. Friend has started a series of weekday
sermons against Singapore in the Cathedral and Rabbi Ezekiel is doing
the same in his Temple and they are moving all secular forums to
co-operate. And _The Boone Ax_ whacks and chops at the issue for no one
hates a Singaporian better than Black Hawk Boone, the roaring cinnamon
bear. It is hard to make out any justification of a war at this exact
hour.
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