The Goose-step: A Study of American EducationSinclair, Upton
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The Goose-step: A Study of American Education
Sinclair, Upton
Education -- United States; Universities and colleges -- United States
The only way to keep the university safe was to make it Mrs. Stanford’s
personal property; all the professors were listed as her private
servants—a device which some other presidents of universities might be
interested to make note of! For years the institution was supported from
Mrs. Stanford’s income, eked out by the occasional selling of a
racehorse. The job of running a university and a racing stable in
combination offered a diversified task for the widow of a railroad king
and a specialist in ichthyology. The senator had been offered a hundred
and fifty thousand dollars for “Palo Alto,” a prize stallion; the offer
was refused—and next year the stallion died!
The university owned a fourth interest in the Central Pacific Railroad,
now a portion of the Southern Pacific; the other fourths were owned by
the Crocker estate, the Hopkins estate, and Collis P. Huntington, the
prize grabber of them all, who resented the university as an insult to
his lack of culture. He would “stop that circus some day,” he used to
say; describing it as “putting a two thousand dollar education into a
two hundred dollar boy.” Some years previously he had proposed that in
order to determine the value of the Central Pacific stock, each of the
four holders should put some of it on the market; this was done, and
Huntington secretly bought it all, and then turned Stanford out and had
himself made president of the road. Dr. Jordan described Huntington’s
motto as: “Anything is mine that is not nailed down, and nothing is
nailed that I can pry loose.” After Stanford’s death he tried to buy the
university holdings in the railroad for three million dollars; but the
university held on—and had better luck than Johns Hopkins University,
which was left a big block of Baltimore and Ohio stock by its founder,
and was frozen out by the big fellows, and did not get a dollar.
Ultimately the Stanford stock was sold to James Speyer for sixteen
millions.
Many and curious were the efforts made to get Mrs. Stanford’s money away
from her university. A preacher came and delivered a sermon about her
dead boy, in which he compared him to the youthful Jesus Christ—but he
did not get her millions for Methodism! The Catholics came, and they
deeply impressed the old lady’s failing mind with their bells and
incense and colored lights—but they did not persuade her to move the
Stanford girl-students to their school at Menlo Park! Bearing in mind
these tragedies averted, we may forgive our ichthyological diplomat for
some of the minor atrocities which he was unable to avert: for example,
the great bronze statue of Senator Stanford, with his wife and son
kneeling dutifully at his feet. This group is known to the irreverent
students as the “Holy Trinity,” and it used to stand in the middle of
the campus; but the elements were also irreverent, and so it has been
moved indoors, and fills the rotunda of the museum.
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