The Goose-step: A Study of American EducationSinclair, Upton
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The Goose-step: A Study of American Education
Sinclair, Upton
Education -- United States; Universities and colleges -- United States
Colonel Blethen’s president was a gentleman named Kane—bear his name in
mind, if you can, as we shall have some adventures with him at the
University of North Dakota. President Kane accepted the chimes, and a
solemn ceremony of dedication was performed—with the students
distributing handbills of protest on the outskirts of the crowd! If you
consider the coincidence of Times, chimes and crimes, you will
understand that the young men were literally driven to writing verses.
The ones they made strike me as exceptionally good, so I quote two
stanzas.
ALL IS WELL
Recommended to friends of the University of Washington as a suitable
Dedication Ode for the Blethen Chimes:
Clang the Chimes—clang the Chimes,
Help to glorify The Times;
And the fame to which it’s heir
—All the sins that “dailies” dare—
Swell aloud from college walls;
Peal through all the college halls.
Slander’s pence and scandal’s dimes
Here transform to silver chimes
That shall tell, as they swell,
All is well; all—is—well....
Champion of the den and sty!
Daily forty-page-long-lie!
Yet, despite its thousand crimes,
Praise The Times; clang its Chimes.
Let them charm the ear of Youth;
Let them swell its jeers at Truth
And in Truth’s own court proclaim
Gold is power; brass is fame;
Watch The Times go on and sell
All the news that’s fit—(for h—).
All is well; All—is—well.
The protest had been orderly and dignified—the only violence being
committed by one of the regents, who had dragged a student about, trying
to tear his papers away from him and denouncing him for what he was
doing. The student body was thoroughly roused, and more than seven
hundred signed a letter endorsing the protest. Blethen had come on to
the campus to make a speech, and the students had heckled him and as one
of them told me “had him on the run.” The university authorities now
barred all save invited speakers, and the president ordained that the
teaching of progressive ideas at the university must cease, and there
was to be no student criticism of president or regents, or their acts.
The whole controversy was reviewed by the regents, who endorsed what the
president had done.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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