The Goose-step: A Study of American EducationSinclair, Upton
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The Goose-step: A Study of American Education
Sinclair, Upton
Education -- United States; Universities and colleges -- United States
No picture of the chancellor’s regime would be perfect without the
portrayal of a half-dozen or more prominent members of the faculty
waiting in the ante-room outside the chancellor’s office, having been
told that the chancellor was too busy to see anyone. While they are
waiting patiently, the chancellor’s favorite struts through this room,
dressed in a jaunty suit, jostles against members of the faculty in an
arrogant manner without apologies, does not even knock at the door,
enters and engages the chancellor in conversation, interspersed with
ribald laughter, for an hour or more. This was almost a weekly
occurrence for a generation.
And when someone made bold to criticize the chancellor for making an
intimate of this low character, he flew into a passion and declared that
anyone who so criticized him was criticizing Jesus; for had not Jesus
chosen his friends among fishermen? So the intimacy continued; and last
summer it came to a climax. The story is told in a letter from a friend
at Syracuse, who is accurately informed concerning affairs at the
university. I quote:
For some weeks Mr. Spencer, the manager of the dormitory grocery
store, has been missing considerable quantities of groceries and
meats. He made repeated complaints to the police, but nothing was
accomplished. At length the situation became so bad that two
detectives were stationed nightly at the store. Two weeks ago last
Friday night about ten in the evening an automobile stopped about a
block from the store, the driver then entered the building, and when
he was well loaded with plunder, the detectives closed in. To their
surprise they found that they had bagged the chancellor’s favorite. He
was taken to the police station and examined, and his house was
searched, where more groceries were found. Hurlbut Smith, now
president of the board of trustees, was sent for, and at his request
the matter was kept out of the papers, because the pledges to the
university emergency fund are being paid so slowly, that he feared the
effect of such an incident. The chancellor and his favorite are now
trying to bulldoze Mr. Spencer, manager of the store, into the
statement that the chancellor’s favorite often came to the store, took
groceries and left a slip for them; but Spencer down to date has not
made this statement, perhaps because he is not a liar.
Later: the board of trustees forced the “resignation” of the favorite.
The chancellor stormed at the trustees, and two all-day sessions were
held over the issue. His old legal supporter, Louis Marshall, tried
all the wiles of a spell-binder on the trustees for over an hour, but
could get only three votes for the chancellor’s favorite. The
chancellor has now made him his chauffeur and butler; but he will have
to go down-town for groceries hereafter!
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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